Sometimes I remember that "I'm so fucking normal right now" is a line from disco elysium. like that's such a sentence from a tumblr post to me but no. harry du bois said that. out loud. he would do numbers on here
genuinely couldn’t live without vanessa in there shoot me if you must
obsession
i think everyday about. how, as a robot, freddy fazbear would experience emotions differently from people. and how, as a robot, his whole perspective on the three star family situation would be wild. like… you’re programmed to be an entertainer, a dancer, a singer, etc., until suddenly youre not. he probably cant dance without a head- wouldnt have a reason to sing anymore (except maybe to his family. which is VERY cute to imagine). and its just… he’s not really freddy fazbear anymore, is he?
theres also a point to be made about, how robots feel. bc bc ai blah blah i wont go into it, his feelings arent going to be expressed or understood in the same way peoples’ are. theres going to be part of him that doesnt fully understand what its like to be part of their little family, to fully understand why and how he came to care sooo much about these two for taking him in.
i need to organize my freddy thoughts but. oooughhg. do you understand? please please pl
Random fnaf stuff
Au, where Michael becomes a funeral director.
He teaches himself about embalming and makeup to maintain himself post scoop. His efforts to learn how to free the ghost children draw him closer to death culture.
So when he shows up the game six location, he's able to recognize the mental state Henry is in. This recognition is what prompts Mike to plan an escape route from the box.
Believing that it's all over, he decides to become a funeral director so he can help the living now that he's done with the ghosts of his past.
Years later, Vanessa attends the funeral of her coworker Jeremy. She's struggling with the influence of glitchtrap, but from the outside, it looks like she's struggling with Jeremy's death. So, one of Jeremy's relatives gives her the business card of Helping Hands Afterlife Services.
When the family met Michael Schmidt, he told them that his business offers grief consulting at a discount. Something about the name intrigues glitchtrap, so she keeps it.
She still has the card after Gregory frees her from Glitchtrap. After the 3 star family settles, Freddy talks to her about Bonnie. Vanessa knows she's the only adult he has to talk to, so she gives him the card.
They know something is up when helpy answers the door. Then, freddy's facial scanning system recognizes the uncanny Mr. afton immediately.
And that's how Mike joins the 3 star family.
If you use this au, please message me so I can see the cool stuff you post.
Sketchbook pages from the past few days I did on a trip :3
playing disco elysium and enjoying it but shaking my head the entire time so everyone knows i don’t like cops
who are you today, Michael?