I Somehow Imagine Remus As The Dude From That One SpongeBob Episode That Is Either Super Angry Or Super

You are but a rose among the thorns that we call life. *kiss on the head*

-My 9-year-old sister to our cat, 2020

I need this for writing 

(sad) lyrics to inspire you from folklore - taylor swift ♡

by: @ncoincidences for: @screnwriter ’s birthday! ♡

if one thing had been different, would everything be different today?

you knew the hero died, so what’s the movie for?

some things you just can’t speak about

a friend to all is a friend to none

chase two girls, lose the one

i knew you’d haunt all of my what-ifs

but i’m still on my tallest tiptoes, spinning in my highest heels, love, shining just for you

you taught me a secret language i can’t speak with anyone else

you know i didn’t want to have to haunt you

i knew i’d curse you for the longest time

look at this godforsaken mess that you made me

who knows if i never showed up, what could’ve been

you know damn well for you i would ruin myself a million little times

the worst thing that i ever did was what i did to you

don’t want no other shade of blue — but you; no other sadness would do

i remember thinkin' i had you

and if my wishes came true, it would’ve been you

i loved you, i swear i loved you, 'til my dying day

you had to kill me but it killed you all the same

even on my worst day, did i deserve, babe, all the hell you gave me?

my barren land, i am ash from your fire

you didn’t even hear me out

you’re not my homeland anymore, so what am i defending now?

you never even gave a warning sign (i gave so many signs)

i didn’t have it in myself to go with grace

you weren’t mine to lose, ’cause you were never mine

i never learned to read your mind, i couldn’t turn things around

look at this idiotic fool that you made me

and if i’m dead to you, why are you at the wake?

i still got love for you

i’ve been having a hard time adjusting, i had the shiniest wheels, now they're rusting

all this time, we always walked a very thin line

would it be enough if i could never give you peace?

it’s hard to be anywhere these days when all i want is you

you turned into your worst fears

i had a marvelous time ruinin' everything

you can aim for my heart, go for blood, but you would still miss me in your bones

so i’m leavin' out the side door

my only one, my kingdom come undone, you have beaten my heart

so step right out, there is no amount of crying i can do for you

you were my town, now i’m in exile, seein' you out

Who looked at milk and was like “put the sweet cocoa sauce in it”.

“Jerry what the fuck are you doing with the cocoa sauce?”

“Trust me.”

“Jerry you’re wasting the sauc-“

“TrUSt mE.”

Gwaine: *about to be hung*

Merlin and Percy: No, sir. That’s our emotional support bastard.

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2019 bc. Before Covid.

Me: *makes tea out of a silicone packet* this better on my obituary.