It's Insane Because Mon Is Going To Flee The Empire. We Know This. Things Are Going To Get Fucked Enough

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The Jennifer Hudson Show | April 8, 2025

Jacket. Hoodie. Jumper.

okay so I'm having a debate with my flatmates

are these all different things and if so what do you call them

On a Witcher kick, and Farah Dowling is my favorite character of all time.

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al’Lan Mandragoran has ultimate "I support my woman's rights and her wrongs" energy.

okay tumblr’s exclusion from the twitter social media ban list is hilarious but genuinely we do not belong on there. if a real human person asks “where can i find you on social media” and your choice is a swift death or revealing your tumblr, most of us would simply expire. half of y’all change urls every week like you’re in witness protection. just imagine for one second attaching your wholeass government name to your latest two am clownposting and tell me that didn’t send a cold chill down your spine. the only place i ever want to see the words “connect with me on tumblr!” is on the ao3 profile of an author i’m actively stalking. anyone in the world can follow me except anyone i personally know. antisocial media.

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what's fun about the trickster in sja is that for all he claims to love chaos, what he actually poses is the threat of normality. sarah is weird. both as a person, and for someone of her age - she skipped all the typical milestones of adulthood; she never married, never had kids, you get the idea. what does the trickster present her with? an alternate version of reality where her life is normal. in whatever happened to sarah jane?, sarah is literally replaced by a woman who lives in her house but acts far more like what you'd expect from a woman her age. in the temptation of sarah jane smith, sarah is presented with the opportunity to replace her childhood as an orphan raised by her aunt with a childhood raised by her parents. the wedding of sarah jane smith speaks for itself - an opportunity to replace a life spent perennially single with marriage. crucially, each of these occasions is a path to certain destruction - course correcting her life to be normal will literally destroy the world. the trickster is an outside force threatening to impose social expectations on sarah's life; it is perhaps telling that it is otherworldly forces, in particular the doctor - long a symbol of nonconformity and weirdness - that counteract and ward off the trickster. the trickster is tempting because he offers what seems like a better life. but equally, the trickster only has power over reality if you let him.

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my hobby is imagining various angles on marginal characters figuring out what the deal is with chrisjen and bobbie: 

(1) ashanti avasarala: she hears ‘bobby’ and thinks of someone who looks like stanley tucci. it’s cute, her mom has a crush on someone who… she doesn’t really know because she wasn’t really listening, calls to her mother are time to catch up on housework—maybe he’s martian military? risqué! anyway it sounds like he’s sweet to her and also doesn’t take her crap, so that’s nice to know about. glad she has a nice little thing going on there. ‘oh, he’s going to come work for you? that’s lovely for you mom, talk to you tuesday.’ maybe at some point she notices she’s got the pronouns wrong which is interesting (good for you, mom!) but she’s still picturing basically stanley tucci. and then she finds this fuckin. amazon queen ten years her junior in her mom’s living room who just extends a hand and says ‘bobbie draper, ma’am’ and she thinks she needs to go home and call her therapist

(2) talissa kamal: so it turns out this marine isn’t an alex apologist, she’s a pretty good listener actually and a nice person, easy to get on with, good for an occasional-drink kind of friendship. talissa hears ‘christian’ and thinks ‘square-jawed white boy’ and it’s a little sad that magnificent bobbie won’t shut up about some earther bro who probably can’t appreciate her, so she just kind of tunes most of it out, she doesn’t want to project her own shit onto this guy who’s probably perfectly all right and you know, bobbie’s had a rough time, some pancake of a man might be a nice respite for her, who’s talissa to judge, and then one day melas grabs her and goes ‘mom look! bobbie’s on tv!’ and. sweet merciful mother of jesus there she is. standing next to the fucking secretary-general of the united nations. and talissa just. faints

(3) as always, the low-level functionaries of avasarala’s office. just sittin there with their spreadsheets goin man, she sure does send some… private communiqués to… the martian fleet. haha weird! also uh, that’s a lot of… like a lot of money… being sent through… private accounts…. to… mars?? *sweating* is the secretary-general a traitor? has she been a martian operative all along??? or is she playing the martians too???? is she some kind of deep-state superleader who’s going to sell them all out to an alien species????? and then bobbie rocks up on the moon and they all take one look at her and simultaneously go ‘oh thank god, it’s a sex thing!’ 

These adorable dorks

So for the Sea Snake and The Queen That Never Was...There is one pizza roll left. Who eats it?