Latest Posts by justice4cuntz - Page 7

had a bad day and opened up tumblr to this

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Working on something....

diversity hire is exactly how i felt about sevika joining the council at the end

Riot posting Sevika poster acting like she has a whole character arc in Act3 only for her to appear for 10 seconds with no lines and put her in the council as diversity hire is funny of them I'd give them that

i love my evil wife so much

Maddie Nolen Headcanons (because she did, in fact, deserve more screen time)

Born and raised in Noxus

An orphan: was abandoned as a baby at the steps of an orphanage

Regularly stole, fought, and lied in order to survive even in the orphanage. Breaking into the kitchens for extra food and framing another kid for it, pickpocketing for coin, planting evidence for revenge- you name it. Maddie learned survival the hard way. Through pretty words and hiding knives behind her back.

But of course she's still a kid, so she gets caught by adults eventually

Instead of punishment, someone takes a shine to her. Decides she'll need a mentor

She gets sponsored to join the imperial academy, where they test children's aptitude and put them wherever they're best suited. Maddie's on track to be a spy within a week

One of her hobbies since childhood was mimicry. She can mock any accent, and is good at mirroring behaviors. This makes her a star student in spy-training.

Her non-region-specific appearance makes her perfect for subterfuge abroad. This and her accent means she blends in with Piltovans. When she graduates with high marks, that's the first long-term mission they send her on.

Vi is actually more her type than Caitlyn is. In fact, she was kind of bummed that she was Caitlyn's rebound instead

Her surname (Nolen) isn't her birth name. It's the surname they give to all orphans (either at the orphanage or at the academy) in her age group that don't have one.

Her favorite perfume scent is lavender.

She has a range of talents besides fighting, because she's meant to be able to adapt to any situation. That includes entertainment (music, conversation, dance, etc) and basics in some STEM fields (basics in mechanics, etc.)

As a result of her training, she's immune to most poisons

literally my thoughts. idk why but sometimes i feel like caitvi is more forced by the fandom than it was in th show (season one atleast)

Literally Madvi is so much better than Caitvi imo,, but I will fuck with Madcaitvi okay. Okay I will. I just don't think Caitlyn and Vi work well as a ship by themselves yk? Does this make sense?

Dinner and a smoke with a friend ⭐️

Strawberry flavored things look cute, but grape flavored things have my heart

real all my posts in the most monotone voice ever please, thats what the voice in my head sounded like when i typed them (*´ω`*)

ayesha erotica is the only reason i make it through the school day

and kyman tbh

i’m super tired so i’ll probably come back to this but, i’ve always wanted to see kyman fics that didn’t neglect stan and kyle’s friendships. they’re best friends, and their friendship isn’t clashing with kyle and erics relationship, i think if the fic does it right, it could enrich it. okay goodnight

munch munch this is my lunch

Picture for @currrsy!!!! Love your office AU very much!!!

i think about this fanart multiple times a day

So lovely and scary 😇

how it went with my ex during our first kiss

this was one of kenny’s favorite deaths believe it or not.

breakfast (its 1am)

hi hii

kyle looks so horrified 😭😭😭

Kymanvweek Day 3: exchange

kyman for the win

dude I'm so high right now and I've been high for so long and I've just been watching south park and I have no clue what's going on man. the past like 8 episodes have been so fucking good yet they have no meaning to me at all. also the other night I had a dream where cartman was singing a brainrot version of all I want for Christmas is you that he found on YouTube shorts but he changed that one part to say "all I want for Christmas is jew" and he was talking about kyle. kyman for the win

everyone i know is homophobic 🪫

telling your friends you ship kyman is like coming out as gay to your parents

this is why I ship them

Ive had hours to marinate on the Kyman in the new special and here's what I got from it

-Cartman's sopping wet eyes work on Kyle

-Kyle is invested in Cartman's health

-Kyle knows enough about Cartman's doctors and his health records to fill out his paper work for him

-Kyle was VERY handsy with Cartman in this special. No one was forcing him to hold Cartman's hand like that. No one made him grab his shoulders like that.

-Kyle would kill for Cartman, not all the time, but in the right situation he wouldn't hesitate

-Kyle reacted very strongly to Cartman giving up on his hopes and dreams

-Kyle is equally as stubborn as Cartman is

frothing at the mouth

fanart for @currrsy

old man yaoi

Sans chronic pain headcanon my beloved

my reason to live

papyrus day

#602

It is papyrus day today.

nonchalant i swear until you bring up cannibalism as a metaphor for love

i would kill myself for this fic

“Wasn’t rigged. Told you I could do it. Took me only two tries.”

- Scene from “fake it ‘till you make it”

do NOT genderswap me, i WILL immediately start swinging it like a grandfather clock