If It Weren’t For Her, I’d Be A Completely Different Person (in The Worst Way)

ayesha erotica is the only reason i make it through the school day

and kyman tbh

her insta lives are kinda like a podcast, but i agree

i figured she’ll have to be a bit more “mainstream” to get featured on a podcast

but a podcast hosted by her? where she just talks about anything? i’d PAY for that

would kill for an ayesha podcast

i’m an act 4 truther

I can't wait for Act 4, where vi and her new girlfriend work together to find Jinx and isha! (I'm delusional)

This is just something I threw together because I've been starved for maddie x vi stuff recently. If you do use it for anything, please credit me!

i need to know these fics now

guys please i need help finding these two kyman fics.

I checked ao3 history but can't find them...

the first one is liane married a rich dude, and cartman joined a rich highschool, stopped talking to the boys and joined a more morally bad friend group. Then they all grew up I think, with a lot of unresolved tension, until Kyle is riding in Eric's jeep with the other two boys, after Eric picked them up, when they got lost on their hike. These details might be inaccurate...

The other fic is Kyle and Cartman get locked in a bathroom during New Years, Cartman tells Kyle he was going to therapy, they talk and drink. They hear the countdown and the bells ring.

Please help me, cause I've read a shitton of kyman fics, these ones like had not existed in my history 😭

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Where my eimikosara truthers at?

so important to me that i’ve written fanfics about her transition

transfem cartman is so important to me.

Ive had hours to marinate on the Kyman in the new special and here's what I got from it

-Cartman's sopping wet eyes work on Kyle

-Kyle is invested in Cartman's health

-Kyle knows enough about Cartman's doctors and his health records to fill out his paper work for him

-Kyle was VERY handsy with Cartman in this special. No one was forcing him to hold Cartman's hand like that. No one made him grab his shoulders like that.

-Kyle would kill for Cartman, not all the time, but in the right situation he wouldn't hesitate

-Kyle reacted very strongly to Cartman giving up on his hopes and dreams

-Kyle is equally as stubborn as Cartman is

i love my evil wife so much

Maddie Nolen Headcanons (because she did, in fact, deserve more screen time)

Born and raised in Noxus

An orphan: was abandoned as a baby at the steps of an orphanage

Regularly stole, fought, and lied in order to survive even in the orphanage. Breaking into the kitchens for extra food and framing another kid for it, pickpocketing for coin, planting evidence for revenge- you name it. Maddie learned survival the hard way. Through pretty words and hiding knives behind her back.

But of course she's still a kid, so she gets caught by adults eventually

Instead of punishment, someone takes a shine to her. Decides she'll need a mentor

She gets sponsored to join the imperial academy, where they test children's aptitude and put them wherever they're best suited. Maddie's on track to be a spy within a week

One of her hobbies since childhood was mimicry. She can mock any accent, and is good at mirroring behaviors. This makes her a star student in spy-training.

Her non-region-specific appearance makes her perfect for subterfuge abroad. This and her accent means she blends in with Piltovans. When she graduates with high marks, that's the first long-term mission they send her on.

Vi is actually more her type than Caitlyn is. In fact, she was kind of bummed that she was Caitlyn's rebound instead

Her surname (Nolen) isn't her birth name. It's the surname they give to all orphans (either at the orphanage or at the academy) in her age group that don't have one.

Her favorite perfume scent is lavender.

She has a range of talents besides fighting, because she's meant to be able to adapt to any situation. That includes entertainment (music, conversation, dance, etc) and basics in some STEM fields (basics in mechanics, etc.)

As a result of her training, she's immune to most poisons

mood everyday

i am about to create an au SO self indulgent. the target audience is 1 person and that person is me

Headcanon: The Arcane event in Path Of Champions is a timeline where Maddie Nolen was sent to the future instead of Jayce and she came back then shot Viktor. The result is a timeline where everything leans to classic League Of Legends as Caitlyn didn’t become a general but a detective and Vi as her partner, none martial law, Jinx is still around with Isha, and Renata Glasc in charge. Maddie is regarded as that one Enforcer who disappeared and returned to HQ months later acting crazy before passing out.

if i could put this in IV form, so i could have this being pumped into my arm, i would.