Friendship Is Not Background Noise To Your Love Life!!!! Friends Are Not Secondary Characters In Your

he may be “sol badguy” to you, but me? he’s just sol guy. just a glimpse into my inner world

irrelevant emotional feedback

by Sophie Lecuyer

I think you should list ever problematic thing robo-kh has ever done

Apologies Dear Gearster, but I do believe that I lack the required time to list everything he has done, so please let me summarize a few of his most notable problematic endeavours.

Be in any way shape or form be associated with Flesh-Ky

Pronouncing the D in wednesday

Being horny on main

being horny off main

Kinning wheatley from Portal 2

Liking Fire Emblem Fates

Peeling the salt off his pretzels

beeing french by association

dying his hair blonde

watching jojo

shoving rocket fuel up that kids ass

having a weird recovery time in +R

eating a hamster

killing Potemkin in one of his endings

maining Baiken

having an opinion on anime discourse

making boob shaped bread when Venom wasn’t looking

doing unspeakable things to a grapefruit

refusing to accept credit cards

swearing in binary

swearing in nonbinary

having 2 meters

not paying the Mini-Robo kys inside him

associating with Crow

deleting system32

loitering

Enki: If you want my advice-

Cahara: No offense but you’re the last person I want relationship advice from. You tried to kill your significant other. Multiple times.

Enki: First off, that was before we started dating. Secondly, he also tried to kill me.

Ragnvaldr: It’s true. It was mutually attempted murder.

(ꈍ ꒳ ꈍ✿)

“kill the baby..kill the baby..” chat what im not gonna..im not gonna kill some baby haha. hes what, two? hes like, literally my son im not gonna-what, NO im not gonna kill the baby!! chat-chat look hes holding a ham..why would i kill something holding a little ham? “you need to purify the..” chat hes a BABY.

A few of the more creative spellings of Christmas I’ve come across while looking for Dear Santa letters in old newspapers this year.

Blub blub :)))