Don't Mind Me. Just Sittin’ Here Drying Flowers For My Bookshelf...

So it turns out my laptop is capable of holding up an entire kitten who seems to give zero f@cks

Have I ever told you guys about the time there was a leaf bug at one of the Walmart checkout kiosks?

Ok, this is tumblr. When’s the shipping gonna begin?

Microsoft Office Danshi

I tried an anime-style gijinka parody with some Microsoft Office applications

Bonus:

Best tf moments cause g1 is absolute gold

- ‘she’s not so hot’ ‘she’s hot enough to replace you whenever I choose’

- the entire knight episode

- spike getting roasted by powerglides human girlfriend. ‘It’s not my fault your junk is all defective’

- Megatron pinwheeling out of the screen with his spike ball

- bumblebee conveniently and stupidly reversing back over a cliff and straight into the Decepticons

- Megatron and the Decepticons getting drunk

- ‘MEGATRON HAS FALLEN’

- the rust

- Megatron’s reactions to the rust

- Hound massaging Spike

- Bluestreak calling Hound glitched

- Optimus playing basketball and slam dunking mirage

- Optimus Primes evil clone

- Starscreams cage

- ‘say uncle or I’ll shove your nose in your afterburner’ ‘UNCLE UNCLE’

- Skyfire catching Sideswipe bridal style after Megatron hauled him by the ass

- Ironhide kicking Jazz and then bolting

- snow puns

- ‘easy, Cliffjumper’

- ‘what about my paint?’ ‘No one will notice, just make left turns’

- ‘must- sound- alarm’ ‘NOOOOO’

- Starscream shitting himself at the thought of Optimus Prime ambushing him

- ‘but we shall miss you, Ironhide, old friend.’ *sultry* ‘I miss you already’

- ‘I know what I’m doing’ *EXPLOSION*

-‘ as the earthlings say, fat chance fathead’

- bumblebees pink interior

- ‘PERSONALLY I don’t care what you need’

- Blaster riding Optimus and being completely terrified

- the bots watching soap operas and ballet

- Starscream and the snake

-Ultra Magnus and the hall of mirrors

- jazz watching Megatron beat the shit out of Mirage without helping

- grimlock biting Megatron’s ass

- Shockwave riding Starscreams alt mode like a horse

- ‘LOAD ME’

And probably the best G1 quote of all time:

- ‘amazing, a booby trap that actually catches boobies’

NEED THIS

Hug the poor dear!

Reblog if you would give Cayde-6 a hug

…and maybe eat a sandwich

*Is a band nerd and hears new music after FINALLY getting new Destiny* *weeps majestic tears of beautiful epicness*

I want! I want so much! Lucky lucky lucky person!

THEYRE HERE

If all potential stress factors occur, and all indicators occur, then feel free to point them to the nearest enemy filled bar.

Evaluating Your Hunter: A Checklist

In times of great stress or shock, your Hunter may go suddenly quiet, such as in the moments before a firefight or following a disaster. It is imperative that you act quickly to assess their mental state. The following checklist can identify potentially dangerous situations and help you to evaluate your next steps.

First, identify the cause of stress. Potential factors include:

Imminent battle

Imminent death

Witnessing a second death

Dismemberment, or the witnessing thereof

Repeated Ghost revival

Defeat in the Crucible

The tearing or loss of a cloak

Losing a game of dice

Running out of alcohol

Stubbing a toe

Immediately following any of these occurrences, act quickly to gauge the severity of their psychological response to said stress. Be sure to watch for the following indicators:

Is your Hunter staring off into the middle distance?

Is your Hunter grinning wildly for no discernible reason?

Is your Hunter speaking with an entity that isn’t there?

Is your Hunter laughing maniacally?

Is your Hunter obsessively stroking the bones of an extinct creature?

Is your Hunter behaving like a normal, well-adjusted human being?

If the answer to one or more of the above questions is YES, the best course of action is to remove yourself from your Hunter’s vicinity and point them either at the nearest enemy or the nearest bar, depending on which is closest.

- A Warlock’s Guide to Hunters // Anonymous

The Most Dysfunctional Fireteam Ever 1

The two men entered the bar to find your general titan hang out. It had a dart board, tvs for sporting events, an armwrestling table-slab made of solid iron, a clearing in the tables to “bar-fight like a civilized warrior.” Ya know, the usual. After learning their surroundings, the hunter and the warlock walked over to where the titan was already seated. The warlock simply sat down in the booth, but the hunter had a bit more flair. He eased into the seat and slid his arm on to the backrest behind her head.

(Hunter) Soooo, come here often?

She only smirked, already having planed ahead for people like him.

(Titan) Yes, I often come here to plan the public defeat and or humiliation of suitors who won’t take no for an answer and leave me the heck alone.

(Warlock) Interesting! Have you considered targeting cloaks yet? Ya know, tearing… Soiling…

Just because warlocks weren’t always the smoothest, doesn’t mean he couldn’t unnerve the competition, and get on her good side at the same time. Let’s just say he called this a strategical win.

(Warlock)…If it’s a Hunter that’s giving you grief and he has an immaculate one to start out…

He trailed off as he intentionally eyed his counterpart’s well washed hood. The only thing he could see from his side of the table.

(Titan) I have actually! On several, several occasions…

The Hunter subconsciously grabbed his cloak as he slinked away to the far side of the booth seat. Thankfully for him the topic quickly changed.

(Titan)…But that’s not what we’re here for, now is it? I asked you here to form a fireteam. I’m going to say it right now, we WILL be targeting the house of devils at its new heart.

Upon hearing the news the two men both leaned away and gave her an ‘are you crazy’ look that would put Eris M. And Cayde 6 to shame.

(Titan) Not too long ago, a small strike team of three took out its strongest Devil Walker, AND defeated its high servitor leader. Even with these two things gone a new leader is trying and succeeding to reform the house, and if he does then all that work to take back the cosmodrome would be wasted. We need the chaos formed by a leadership void to stay and make them fight against one another.

In the silence that followed, you could hear the softest thuds of the dart board across the room. Neither of the two even dared to interrupt.

(Titan) Now that you know my plan, I need to know yours… Are you in, or out?

It almost seemed as if someone put up a ward of dawn on that booth. All around them was the lively bar goers, laughing and toasting lively and vividly, but… as soon as one sat down at this table it would immediately be replaced with a stillness able to unnerve even the boldest of titans. Her newly met coworkers mulled over the information provided as they quickly and quietly placed an order. Even after the drinks arrived they sat and thought.

(Hunter) …Ya know what, it’s been forever since I had a good fight… I’ll do it!

(Warlock) All the logic is there. This needs to be done, and besides… why not! I’m in too.