I’m The Birb That Gets Embarrassed By Her Man

@acuppajo tell me this isn’t us 😂

art…Hard

Yeah no. I’m ace and proud, as well as very socially anxious—I just come here for the fandom and escapism ☺️

Dear friends of Tumblr,

Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.

6) As someone who comes from a household where a second language is spoken almost as much as English, I’m fully aware that English is a very difficult language and no one who speaks English as a native language even speaks it correctly. If you’re even trying, that’s a huge effort and you should be proud of yourselves, no need to apologize!

my blog is, and always will be, a safe place for people who are not confident in their english speaking abilities. you will never be judged or mocked here.

tfw you’re under 2 blankets, watching snow fall outside, are nice and cozy and REALLY WANT A GIRLFRIEND

no? just me? cool.

I hesitate to say this because I’m afraid it will sound like I’m belittling everyone’s rightful fury over the cruel, callous “jokes” being made by smug holier-than-thou leftists up north. But I came down on the side of offering a counterweight, because, christ, SOMEONE has to say something kind.

I just want you all to know: For the past 72 hours my dash has been nothing but Northerners expressing intense concern and helplessness, as well as trading off and collating as many cold-weather survival tips as they can think of. Anyone who’s used to the cold is absolutely terrified at the thought of these kinds of temperatures striking areas without the infrastructure to handle them, has nothing but compassion and appreciation for the resources they have access to, and they’re wracking their collective brains for any tiny little details that might make this easier.

I’ve seen multiple posts where someone explicitly mentions how grateful they were for Texans coming together to do this same thing in reverse, when Northern states were hit by deadly heatwaves. How scared they were and how much that kindness meant to them. They haven’t forgotten.

You’re not alone down there. The assholes are loud but few and far between; for everyone making a stupid joke there’s seven people leaping to shut them the fuck down.

The rest of the country does not think you deserve this. We don’t think you brought it on yourselves. We’re pulling for you. We’re furious with every corrupt asshole who’s responsible for this entirely preventable bullshit. We desperately wish we could do something more.

And all of us want you to be okay.

cliché but classic trope: when the person who almost died wakes up in a hospital bed, looks around and sees the object of their affection sleeping uncomfortably in the chair next to them because they haven’t moved in days.

omg...yes

Hear Me Out

I just had another fever dream!

What if JJ?

Right?

But with Puffy Sleeves?

Rb if you pinky promise not to join Tumblr+ and won’t hide your content behind a paywall

someone out there feels better because you exist