Lando Norris Is A Border Collie

king behavior

some more unsolicited landoscar just because

also i'm very allergic to the words 'mentality' and 'mindset'. please refrain from using them around me, lest i start sneezing sporadically, my arms lose control and my fist mysteriously connects with your face

Hello weary traveller, sit by me, the fire is so warm tonight. I have a story to tell you, one of caution. Long ago, in the decadant lands of 2013, I was a young lay, glossy eyed and full of hope, unknown to the shear terror and darkness of this world. I was traveling from JFK to Heathrow, as I had very important business with the queen to attend to. Me, being the old soul I am, I had though it was 1920s, and so put on a tag on my briefcase that said "Keep me with my owner UWU, im going to London! Nyan" (I was an UWUgirl at this time, I have since evolved, and would not like to talk about this particularly dark element of my past), and just for good measure added a picture of me trollfacing (it was 2013). When I arrived to Heathrow airport, I was waiting for my lagauge, when a tall, beafy, tatted, undemure, gentleman came up to me, and violently tapped more shoulder (it was more like an earthquake for me). He said "Hey, is this you?" and hands me the crumpled up, partially torned, and oddly shoe sole ridden tag with the message and picture. I, of course, said "yes that is." as, the evidence was undeniable, I was very much discernable. Right as I finished my sentence, the man pulls out a cricket bat (we were in Britain, btw), which he hits me over the head with, and I go cold immediately. When I woke up, I had no idea how long it had been since the incident (I had no concept of time at this... time), but it certainly was longer than a day (gut feeling). I was outside of my house, it was night time, and next to me was the battered remains of my briefcase. My roomate, Hatsune Miku, had came running out and said "Are you ok??" and my other roomate, Luigi Mangione, came outside, took one look at me, and just sighed. I hope you got something from this story. Many wise lessons can be learned with this one, choose one that speaks to your soul, and keep it with you, like that warm meal that you ate that one time.

I am absolutely moved by this story, it has brought tears to my eyes. I will make sure to tell this story to my future children

Dont talk to me, currently in mourning about the best duo on the grid 😔✋

I LOVED IT!!! I was absolutely vibing to Lucy Gray singing. I was sad about Wovey and Sejanus though. Coriolanus is sooooo hot

You’re should be proud of me because I watched ballad of songbirds and snakes on the plane home😌

AH! How did you like it? :}

Me and my f1 girlies trying to break whatever second driver curse is on redbull so it skips Yuki

The outsiders as things me and my friends + mom have said

Dally: I’ve been to prison before on a bus😁

Sodapop: Gremlin. Is holding a gun at me. Telling me “there’s a door bitch” it’s upset, because I’m gay

Two-bit: So it’s butter… but Scottish

Steve: I’m a ravenous beast what can I say😐

Darry: Y’all are kinda dumb but in the most loving way possible

Ponyboy: Mozart could never

Johnny: I wish I was an orphan

Statement.

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there’s something poetic about sebastian defending lando while mark is oscar’s manager. it’s beautiful seb still finds ways to spite him.