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new top surgery just dropped

hi margaret, i hope this email blows your tits clean off

If you’re scrolling through tumblr trying to distract yourself from something you don’t want to think about or you’re looking for a sign that everything will be okay, this is it. So, breathe. Relax into this moment. You’re alive & that’s all that matters.

didn’t know ⟟ needed this until today

╰┈➤ dinosaur bubble gun

When you connect to my hotspot and get this, know that I am rapidly approaching

I am approaching to put knees in your soup

FUCK

two year anniversary of my vocabulary being permanently changed for the worse

One underappreciated thing about visiting somewhere completely different where you've got local hosts to hang out with is when you've gotten used to seeing wild shit that would absolutely not fly at home, and going "wow, this would be illegal where I'm from", but you're chill because when in rome you do as romans do.

And then at some point you're all in the middle of doing stuff and you make that remark again, and your host just goes "yeah it's illegal here too, we're just straight-up breaking the law rn."

And you just go aye, fair enough.

cat snakes

thinking about creatures.

Obsessed with tiktoks of high school girls doing Steve Harvey cosplay. My favorite genre of video tbh

🦖 Dinosaurs and vintage girls 🎀

Two things you wouldn’t think go together… but in my world they do 🤭 a small series of illustrations I did for fun! All of these are in my print shop if you’d like to have a little dino for yourself lol

the soft animal of my body wants to fucking bite someone