Nothing Quite Like Comin Home To Munch Some Box After A Long Day At Work

chat can we love and support this guy with hammers?

we run this block, got the steel on

fits to sick, know the plague comin’ on

let’s go — minstrel barnabus!

knights gettin raptured

priests be embattled

dick so divine it’s part of the papacy

haters crusading

damsels be chasing’

god i’m so royal they call me ur majesty

but it’s much more than noise (uh)

my swordplay got poise (uh)

if you siege my castle, know you best watch out for the boys (uh)

(etc.)

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me gettin comfy in my alien friend greebus’s spaceship on the way to Zorbaz 5

prometheus, waking up for his shift at the liver-getting-torn-out factory: i think i’ll go out for some drinks later

i don’t got that dog in me anymore.

he got put down.

anyway — im probably gonna stay in the weekend to finish up some paperwork and wait for death.

*taking a bite of the fruits of my labor* mmmm delicious. excellent. that really turned out well.

i’m cranking 90s in the spirit realm hittin trick shots on lost prophets

“in order to rick-roll others, one must first rick-roll themselves.”

not to be boringly wholesome but I think a medieval peasant would actually enjoy takis and mountain dew

being horny on main leads to horny jail

being romantic on main deserves real life prison