My hc is that pro hero Katsuki and mirko have weekly gossiping sessions, where they talk about other pro heros.
M: "kamui woods and Mt lady got divorced btw"
K:"NO FUCKING WAY. DIDN'T THEY JUST GET MARRIED LIKE THREE MONTHS AGO? "
I just wanna hold her in my arms while we watch a movie, rubbing her back softly and have her fall asleep on me before the movies even over.
Villain Y/n Falling in love with Fatgum...Thats it...Literally Hot Villain falling in love with the cuddliest-looking hero...
Villain!Y/n*Eyes focusing Solely on him,Evading his attacks*...
Fatgum*Slightly weirded out*...
Villain!Y/n: Hey Let's play 20 questions while we fight you first!~
Fatgum:...Uh...What's your favorite color?
Villain!Y/n*Laser Focus dodges his fist and manages to be face to face*TRIANGLE-ARE YOU SINGLE? BACKUP QUESTION WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN DATING ME?
Mr Compress: Y/N!?-
Villain!Y/n: shut yo damn mouth you! IM COURTING HERE!?-
-Back in your center of operation-
Hench: Do you realize there's a rumor going around that you're in love with Fatgum?
Villain!Y/n*Is making a collage of pictures of Fatgum on their wall* A rumor? Are you telling me people are doubting it??
I'm sorry but I have one draft that I never finished but I laugh every time I see it
Erm I heard there’s people disrespecting smaus lately and uhm wtf they’re so fun tho
you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.
Yknow rewatching gravity falls makes you realize how batshit insane Ford truly was
1. Lights his face on fire instead of shaving because “it’s faster”
2. Suggests Rudolph should’ve murdered the other reindeer for making fun of him
3. Had a situationship with a triangle