Brooooo

You’re married to your phone background/lockscreen how fucked are you

i love echolalia so much i truly do but i am so sadly limited by the range of my human voice. i wanna mimic cars and kettles and microwave beeps and chirping birds and computer keys and rushing water. making cat noises isn’t enough i wanna sound like a fucking synth.

headcanon accepted

I like to think that one of the lessons Aizawa taught class A is "always have a knife".

You never know when you'll need a knife so never not be in possession of a knife. As such every member of class A has a knife hidden somewhere in their hero costumes. His gift to them when they graduated were custom engraved knives with their student number on them.

Not on board? Ok. Just imagine how funny it would be tho.

Villain: "Number one hero Deku! I am punch proof! The more you hit me the stronger I get! How will you defeat me now-"

Midoriya: "Knife."

Villain: "Wha-" *gets stabbed*

Midoriya: "Knife."

Hero: "Oh no! We're tied up! However will we escape!"

Tsuyu: "Knife."

Hero: "What?"

Tsuyu, pulling a knife off the bottom of her foot with her tongue: "Knife."

Groupie getting a hug: "Are you using your quirk or are you just happy to see me?"

Kirishima: "It's a knife."

Groupie: "...What?"

Kirishima: "Knife."

Villain, completely insulated in rubber: "You're a one trick pony chargebolt."

Kaminari, reaching down into his boot: "Oh boy are you wrong my dude!"

Hero: "You need to calm down."

Bakugou, reaching down into his V-neck: "Listen here you son of a BITCH-"

Hero: "WHY DO YOU HAVE A KNIFE!?"

Kouda: "Stop scaring the pigeons! They're a domesticated species that we abandoned back into the wild. They're sweet creatures who are pets by nature!"

Douchebag: "Or what?"

Kouda: "..."

Douchebag: "..."

Kouda: "..."

Douchebag: "oh my GOD HE HAS A KNIFE-"

weird girl !!

♡ : i. midoriya, k. bakugo, s. todoroki, e. kirishima, d. kaminari

☆ : fluff, crack, suggestive (ish)

❀ : inspired by these rafe fics

Tears in my togachaco eyes ,,,

while we’re on the SMAU idea… sending texts to either of the boys (kat or izu) that you meant to send to someone else, pre-relationship

also wanna say i love your work😽 you are amazing and one of my fav blogs

.ᐟ wrong person

i.midoriya, k.bakugou, e.kirishima smau

a/n: realistically katsuki would said “ok 👍🏻” and then leave you on read so he could lay in bed and think because he’s a loser

⇉ i.m ⇇

⇉ k.b ⇇

⇉ e.k ⇇

m.list

burn out

Zalgo, standing amidst a destroyed kitchen: How? How were you able to summon me?!

Y/N, flipping through a cookbook in confusion: I don’t know! You were supposed to be chicken soup!

BEN: Do you care if I take the skin off this Furby?

BEN: I want to make him a god. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us.

BEN: I also want to softhack his circuits.

Y/N: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that again.