I’m Sorry But Stolas Emptying The Entirety Of His Fridge Onto The Floor Just To Shove His Lanky Ass

do yall think 1A would keep an elf on the shelf in the dorms and have hagakure move it to scare shoto because i just know he doesn’t trust those hoes

I think bill is afraid of venetian blinds bc it reminds him of like. how he destroyed his world and stuff

cuz venetian blinds go from horizontal to vertical and thats probably how he killed everyone? by tilting the whole dimension so they could all see the stars or something?

sounds pretty cool to me

I was thinking that too, actually!

thinking about pro hero bkg answering your ad for a roommate (less because he needs one and more that he's tired of his therapist's persistent encouraging to, at the very least, be around another person once in a while between missions). it's pretty nondescript - you're a young professional with a cat, and that's about all he knows. he's expecting some shy nerd. he's almost looking forward to the way you will undoubtedly move around each other like ships in the night.

but then you move in, and you're - not even a little bit of any of that. you do this stupid snort instead of laughing normally and he's sure he's seen your tonsils from how often your mouth is open and speaking. You shed all over the place and your cat jumps on his dresser and knocks all of his All Might shit down and he's just. sooo over it.

but then he has a particularly tough mission - a successful one, but it comes at a cost. his shoulders are heavy when he walks in through the door, forgetting for a moment that you're -

there. curls pinned up in some sort of falling knot on top of your head, wearing a sweatshirt of his you certainly never asked to borrow. you look absurd, swimming in his clothes and a pair of fuzzy socks, dancing around his kitchen. one hand pushes your dinner around in the skillet in front of you, the other is stained red with the amount of wine you've spilled out of your glass. you didn't hear him come in, but he's not sure it would've mattered if you did.

his suspicion is confirmed when he drops his gauntlet onto the tile - loudly - and you don't even pause in your dedication to making a fool of yourself to grin over your shoulder at him, gesturing your glass at him and singing along to a song he's not even hearing right now.

he thinks he might be starting to understand what his therapist meant, now.

I just wanna hold her in my arms while we watch a movie, rubbing her back softly and have her fall asleep on me before the movies even over.

you know what? I actually like when people point out the very obvious themes and metaphors of a story like it's the craziest find ever. Not only are they engaging with the story in a passionate way, they actually managed to understand what it is about. God knows that's not a given on this forsaken website

I recently found out they played Stan dating simulator

while i didnt have time to do stuff for fizzarozzie week while it actually was happening this year, this is based on the first prompt, "wedding journey"!

the funniest answer to "who proposed" is always BOTH

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