“Let’s Go FoR A RiDe”

Tumblr (Tom Hiddelston) addiction

Argh!

Tumblr!

Stop pestering me!

Living a social life is hard enough! Geez~

Stop sending me pics of Tom Hiddelston or fan stories with him! ><

I won't ever leave this computer! T_T

“Slytherins are evil.”

*Aggressively shoves Horace Slughorn towards you* 

“Hufflepuffs are just weak-willed pansies.”

*Points at Cedric Diggory with a large pointing stick* 

“Ravenclaws are just a bunch of snobbish nerds.”

*Majestically reminds you of Luna Lovegood* 

“Gryffindors are just cocky arrogant bigheads.”

*Launches Remus Lupin in your general direction with a catapult* 

thinking about going off the rails and becoming one of those people fixated on an undeveloped character to the point where their projections and headcanons have made them into an unrecognizable fully fleshed out entity

So, when I was doing my thesis on whether or not fanfiction should be considered a legitimate genre of literature, my advising professor asked me for examples.  I gave him the generic ones, of course - “Pride & Prejudice and Zombies” is a horror fanfic of “Pride & Prejudice”, “50 Shades of Grey” is an erotica fic of “Twilight" - and that seemed to make him understand what fanfiction is, but not how it’s useful.  So I thought about it, and, after about a minute, I said, “Paradise Lost is basically a fanfiction of the Book of Genesis.  And The Divine Comedy is an epic self-insertion fic for Catholic doctrine.  So, basically, you were teaching us fanfiction last semester.”  I had never before seen a grown man’s eyes widen with such fear, incomprehension, disgust, awe, and understanding.

I have read my OTP fall in love a thousand times, and I shall read my OTP fall in love a thousand times more

Me (via akaeijis)

me: *likes something*

me: *extensively researches and develops an emotional dependency for the thing in the short span of three days*