WTF ?

*smacks head repeatedly on the table*

Happy Valentine everyone !

its the anniversary of Jhin getting shot in the ass and finally loving himself for a few hours btw

drawn by Suqling, as always

The book:

The movie:

桜

All of the orgasms in fic are so violent. His orgasm came like a punch to the gut. It hit him like a mack truck. It knifed him in a fucking alley. What these orgasms need is a good education.

How to use Loki dialogue in everyday life:

Dad: Have you seen my phone?

You: I sent it off, I know not where.

Sister: Will you wash the dishes?

Me: No. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to destroy Jotunheim.

Friend: You're so crazy.

Me: Is it madness? IS IT?

Friend: I would tell you this secret, but I promised not to--

Me: TELL MEEEEE!!!

Sister: Is Dad awake yet?

Me: Father has fallen into the Odin sleep. Mother fears he may never awaken again.

Sister: Hey, remember that time when we were kids and--

Me: I remember a shadow. Living in the shade of your greatness.

Mom: Stop changing channels--

Me: It's too late to stop it. The Bifrost will build until Jotunheim is ripped apart.

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WTF?

This is so fucking brilliant! In a hilarious way! XD

When someone says something manipulative or passive aggressive to you thinking you won’t catch on to their little game but you fucking do.

Me: *stops writing* well that’s enough writing for now

Me: *later* Alright time to write!

Me: *staring at where I left off*