"I'm Not Fighting A Crime Syndicate While Listening To Fucking Disney Music!"

you ever just?

Things My Friends Say Volume II:

" I would have picked it, had I not been presented a fetus." @rebnobfulroar

WHY CAN'T I SNOOZE LIVE ANYMORE

Consistent art style who? In the vein of updating my blog, I now have a new banner! It's another Snatcher, who would've guessed?

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Some Thoughts On Hollow Knight #2

• Spooky music

• What's that little ghost thing? It's me! I killed myself!

• alright, round two motherfuckers

• ,,, and I died, again.

• git gud, scrub (I'm trying)

• Gotta say, "Hi" to Quirrel

• Damn it, I fell again

• That's me in the corner, dead

• Right, round three fucko

• Haha! Third time's the charm. Eat my dirt.

• Wait, False Knight actually looks kinda sad dead.

• THE MACE WAS OLD MAN JENKINS THIS WHOLE TIME

• c o n s u m e

• bitch ass snail man and his stupid ass gate

• cute bug armadillo

• I DIED

• "Stop spitting your damn babies at me!"

• N A I L

• Say, "Hi" to Quirrel agai -- he's not there.

• Enter the v o i d -- I mean Dirtmouth.

Shout out to the guy who was sitting next to my friend and I, who went to see the Barbie movie by himself and had the time of his life. I aspire to be you.

Update on Dale --

Dale is doing great. He decided to take up art as a hobby. Here are his first two pieces. He calls the first one "House Strapped Onto A Potato" and he calls his self portrait "Dale The Doodle Pumpkin".

This is Dale. I’ve had him since late October, and he’s always suprised or embarrassed. I can’t tell.

For once, instead of a, "hell yeah" I would enjoy a, "hell yeehaw"

in this house, we keep lids on our drinks, lest a dog sneaks in and SNEEZES on it

get more sun this. go touch grass that. IT IS WINTER. get a warm drink, and dance in a grocery store aisle while you wander around. it is all we have until the dark has gone