Slinky.
Coke or Pepsi? JK did you know they're actually owned by the same manufacturing brands and it doesn't really matter which you choose since the money you pay to buy their drinks goes to just about the same places?
I did know that! Also, Pepsi's better :)
Coke gives me terrible heartburn.
Small Update: Found someone called False Knight, and they kicked my ass.
• The sound design, atmosphere, and graphics are AMAZING. I love the art style.
• Had to remap my controls, though. It didn't make a lot of sense??? That's fine, though. I do that with a lot of games.
• The main character is adorable. I have no idea what their name is, so they're just being called Knight for now.
• Have I mentioned the art style is wonderful??
• And the sound???
• I have? Cool.
• Met Elderbug; he's chill
• Found a guy named Quirrel, and he's cool
• Found the shopkeeper; I think his name is Sly??? I think there was something weird going on with him; I have no clue. Outrageous prices at his shop, though.
• Met the mapmaker guy and his wife; cool couple, but man Cornifer needs to pay some attention to Iselda.
• Killed a boss, I think. All I remember is the subtitle of Mother, and it looked like a fly. It also exploded with little fly guys.
• Might have found a mini boss? Big bug that sends shockwaves, and has a big sword. Killed him too.
• Killing the tiny bugs that don't fight back makes me feel bad; they didn't do anything to me. I try to avoid them, unless I need health really bad.
• Found these one-eyed, worm guys in glass cases that make cute noises when they see me. I like them; they're cute. I'm also letting them out of the jars or whatever they're in, because they're nice.
• I still have no idea what is going on.
today, i put a roly-poly under my drain plug after moving him to the floor, bc i wanted to take a shower and deal with it later. when i came back to free him from his deemed "bug jail," i noticed he was gone. just straight up disappeared, and all i could say was, "oh, he's an escaped convict!"
it is also worth noting that i have almost completely lost my voice due to a rather nasty cold, and so my little exclamation of surprise sounded more akin to dying squeaks and squawks rather than any actual words.
I just tried to say, "McDonald's chicken nuggies", but what I actually said was, "ChickenNonalds nuggies"
"I can fix him"
"I can make him worse"
Yeah? Well, I can call him blorbo.
Fuck it. Time for fish brick.
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