Every Time Someone Likes My Post It Feels Like I Am Simple Humble Mortal Who Placed An Apple On A Shrine

the man with the fullest calendar

(Ramadan Mubarak!!)

USA: *Locking countries in the League of Nations building after heavily supporting and helping establish it only to never join and walking away.* Act like a child, get treated like a child. 

I know your probably not running it anymore but i was wondering if i could join

By the way, attention all DND nerds without a campaign!

You should totally get Wildermyth and I will post screenshots why as I further spiral into hyperfixation.

It's really good though and there are free mods.

Vox is my favorite character. He’s so versatile, has so much potential.

- He plays subway surfer on his screen while talking at overlord meetings so everybody pays attention.

- If Val is being too annoying, Vox will sweeten him up. Push all the right buttons and just as they are in throes of passion, Vox will say “i dont tell you this enough but I just wanted to say *insert rickroll music video blaring at full volume*.

- He plays cute cat videos for velvette when shes pissed at him to get back on her good side.

- Valentino has never won the few genuine fights they’ve had. “I never said that!” Vox plays a recording of Valentino saying that exact thing

My head hurts 0/10

i love stoner NA bros so much. the idea of alfred and mattie just eyes glazed on the couch eating doritos and nacho dip while watching kitchen nightmares (because as alfred puts it, being yelled at in a british accent is comforting) and cackling every time gordon ramsey reminds them of arthur.

YAY

Dare I say America core

2p "devoted communist" ☭

Whenever Vox is deep in thought he has his Voxtech logo bouncing around on his screen like the old dvd logo