hii Breadstick!!!
could you please write some smile dog headcanons?
I’m not sure that you have headcanons for him, so if don’t you can just ignore this
have a good day/night/morning! ily <3
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ah yes, our favorite creepy pup! there isn’t much to say about him, but here’s a few little facts
🐾 Smile does not kill people!! He never has!! He’s a good boy!!
🐾 He also doesn’t speak (some blogs have the headcanon that he talks, and I think in the original canon he can say a few phrases, but I just can’t see it and therefore, on this blog, he doesn’t speak)
🐾 Smile was adopted by Slender as a Christmas present for Sally one year (meanie tumblr won’t let me add the link but the story behind this is in my masterlist) but he’s now become Jeff’s dog and serves as sort of an emotional support animal
🐾 Smile and Jeff are very close, with Smile even sleeping in the same room as Jeff at night, and Smile helps to regulate Jeff’s moods.
🐾 Smile is mostly reddish but he also has black fur markings as well
🐾 He’s very fluffy!!!
🐾 Which means he sheds. A lot.
🐾 If you’re allergic to dogs, you might think you’d be allergic to Smile, but you won’t be. He’s a different breed (ha) altogether, and although he has lots of fur that he sheds, for some reason, people with dog allergies aren’t allergic to him
🐾 It’s probably due to the fact that, although we call him Smile Dog, he isn’t really a dog. Or at least, not the kind we’re used to.
🐾 He’s a demonic dog, which there is a difference between demonic dogs and regular dogs
🐾 Slender thinks that Smile was probably turned into a demonic dog as a puppy, like how EJ was once a human but he became demonic, but nobody knows for sure.
🐾 Smile is abnormally friendly and behaves like a normal dog however, which could indicate that he was, at one point in his life, a normal dog. Or he could just be a very friendly demonic dog. Who knows?
🐾 Because he is a demonic dog, Smile eats a raw meat diet. Don’t worry, it’s not the same thing that EJ eats. It’s just raw meat, like a cut of beef that you’d get at the grocery store except you don’t cook it. (Some pet dogs actually do have this kind of diet, but Smile requires raw meat. He can’t eat regular dog food).
🐾 Smile is also naturally nocturnal! Which means he’d be a sleepy boy during the day, but very active during the night. However, he’s sort of shifted his sleeping schedule since he lives with the other pastas, so now he sleeps during the late night and the morning, but is active during the afternoon and evening/early night.
🐾 Smile enjoys receiving pets. A lot. He craves attention and his fur is very soft so you can have a lot of fun patting him :)
🐾 Smile can have a bit of an attitude at times, not listening to commands that well, but for the most part he’s pretty well-behaved.
🐾 He knows several tricks! He’s a smart boy :)
🐾 Smile’s doggy personality is a mix between a husky, golden retriever, Great Pyrenees and German shepherd.
🐾 In terms of looks, the closest he gets to a normal looking dog would be a cross between the two pictures below (red husky & husky/great pyrenees mix)
This is the texture and length of his fur:
This is the coloring and how he looks in the face (except the white parts are black and he’s more reddish than it’s pictured):
Arthur on Drunk History recounting Alfred’s story from when he found him all the way to American independence.
that's basically what that old scene of Arthur and Alfred going out for drinks and Arthur getting sloshed af was.
I'm having some very cute and amusing mental images of drunk Arthur describing Alfred as a baby though. he gets very teary-eyed, whether he's talking about how cute Alfred was or about how he had a terribly inconvenient habit of frequently dying from plague and whatnot or how proud Arthur was when Alfred started actually putting on weight and growing. it's just a 20-minute segment of Arthur tearily gushing about how smart and cute his baby was and the actors just have to improvise on how the fuck they're going to act it out onscreen; baby Alfred is played by a grown adult who keeps doing overdramatic swooning and falling to the ground every time Arthur describes a death. there's a witch that appears, somehow, but Arthur doesn't go into detail so the actor is just ?????? Ominous witch onscreen for zero discernible reason.
the rest of the episode is also fun but the baby segment becomes particularly infamous because it's just so fucking ridiculous.
The name "Fedya" is an affectionate and short version of the name "Fedor"
tbh i just wanna get a following before i eventually kill myself at the age of 21 so maybe i'll start posting art
Don't you hate it when you got teleported into an anime series and has to survive by opening a restaurant that both slayers and demons come? Not me tho y'all stay safe
Nazra, somehow, has been teleported to the Demon Slayer series. While she didn't know that much about the series, she knows the basic and stuff. There's already a restaurant when she was there, ownership under her name. So with the knowledge of her modern life, she opens her restaurant.
Idk how to draw building, but this is kinda how I imagine her restaurant to be.
Girl is sweating with how much attention she's getting like she just wants to survive and works in her restaurant smh
At least she's getting the profit and benefits from all those attention.
Whenever Vox is deep in thought he has his Voxtech logo bouncing around on his screen like the old dvd logo
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first time posting my art jk i posted my art a long time ago but i got embarrassed and deleted the post but hey 3d times the charm right?
do. do you think Alfred has to pick up Ludwig's role as the "boring straight-edge killjoy" re NATO meetings. like I'm sure he's not quite as strict as Ludwig but is Alfred the one who's like "hey yo we all gotta give reports on our defense expenditure budgets next go around, mkay?" Like is Alfred the one breaking up fights between Sadik and Herakles? is Alfred the one who has to hunt everyone down to submit their budget reports? is Alfred the "bro if you stall this summit any longer I'm gonna lose it"? is Alfred the "NO FIGHTING IN THE WAR ROOM" one? is he the one trying to give Feliciano orders and then being disappointed? guys we are sitting on a goldmine of potential comedy.
I like seeing Alfred put in leadership roles, mostly because I think it'd be hilarious and he'd actually fucking hate it lmao
#1 fan of any American character in a diverse cast unless you are as well then we can share
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