Judejudicious - Theo

If anyone was wondering Det. Badd’s sucker is probably Strawberry Banana

I had a dream where Apollo was like “guys I’m autistic” and Klavier was like “it okay I’m autism too ❤️” and they held hands and Edgeworth was there and he was like pointing at them surprised and he was like “oh my jod Austin” like exactly like that I swear

waiting for the miles edgeworth in a microwave remake

now im waiting for the remake of that miles edgeworth runs a dog race video

"Kamala Harris raised 50+ million dollars after Biden dropped out!" you fools.... that's the money she got from selling Biden to One Direction :(

Maybe I’m an old man but goddamn, these vampires with blood dripping down their chins–that’s your food!! THAT’S YOUR FOOD!! Close!! Your!! Mouth!! You think some asshole slobbering chicken noodle soup or yogurt or clam chowder all down themselves would be sexy??? What makes you any different, you sticky-stained slackjawed screwball??? Close your mouth!! Use a napkin!! And for godssakes stop looking so smug, like, “Oooo, I’m a creature of the night look at what sustains me” yeah uh huh a fucking lack of basic hygiene is what I’m seeing and it is not impressive!! At all!! My nephews are three years old and they drool less than you do!! You’re how many centuries old?!?! ACT LIKE IT

“long face” has such touching lyrics omg..

the bride and the ugly ass groom

As a rule of thumb, don't reblog donation posts or people asking for donations unless they've been vetted and reblogged by Palestinian bloggers. We usually go to lengths to verify this shit because we know scammers have been faking to get people to send them money, using the urgency of our genocide as bait.

It's disgusting this is what we're dealing with, but people are losing money because of some truly evil people out there.

Accounts don't just randomly spring up on tumblr without gofundmes while asking for someone to help them create a campaign. Fuck out of here with that shit.

Happy Pride Month!