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Saying that man and woman are the only genders is actually LESS nuanced than saying that earth, water, air, and fire are the only elements.
me: *encounters something slightly difficult*
brain: you have to cry
me: why
brain: you gotta
Alexander in Act One: I'm sorry. Am I talking too loud?
Alexander in Act Two: Sit down John you faT MOTHERFUCKER
this is the best video ive ever seen
I think of him every day. <3
So I found this caterpillar on my way to class
We’re bros
REALLY interesting how this works, try it out
the signs as ridiculous things alexander the great did according to plutarch
aries: once cried because there were so many worlds to conquer and he hadn't even managed to conquer one
taurus: (when nobody could tame the horse bucephalus and the horse was ordered away) kept talking about how bucephalus was a wonderful horse and they were losing a beautiful creature by taking him away over and over until finally his father let him try to tame the horse
gemini: slept with his copy of the iliad under his pillow
cancer: treated the conquered persians well after he drove king darius to flight because, in his words, darius was his enemy, not persia
leo: would get pissy whenever news of one of his father's great victories would come because he was worried his father wouldn't leave any conquering for him to do
virgo: had a habit of quoting poetry and plays and even did so in terrible situations such as when his father was killed or he was wounded in battle
libra: had a great distaste for athletes and would set up all sorts of competitions for poets and musicians and hunters while pointedly not awarding prizes for more athletic competitions
scorpio: once got mad at a guy and drunkenly threw a cup at him, then made fun of his father when his father was too drunk to do anything about it
saggitarius: traveled so quickly along the coast of pamphylia as to make a legend of himself and then played it off as if it were nothing special
capricorn: slept late on the day when he was supposed to meet darius in battle, and when questioned as to why he was sleeping as if he had already won, smiled and said that he was already victorious for finally getting to go into battle with darius rather than having to chase darius all over the place
aquarius: so admired diogenes the cynic that when diogenes was a dick to him he said that if he were not alexander, he would be diogenes
pisces: after a night of drinking would sleep usually until midday and sometimes even slept the entire day
Lion: Origins
this headcanon is p nonsensical but it was good practice
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Goof tried to nap like this
Rachel Tucker SLAYS again. Defying Gravity 1/21/16. Hold on to your wigs ladies and gentlemen.
Singing Whitacre is both the bane of my existence and the love of my life.
Eric Whitacre where r u going
Sweeney Todd + Textposts
YAY BERNIE
do you ever just feel like Grace & Lilly. x
just a cat giving a presidential speech on ebola…
i’m actually pretty cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right
when youre in a fandom that is known for being fucking annoying and youre ashamed of it but you still like the thing
US Homophobes: I'm moving to Canada!
Canada: We have gay marriage.
US Homophobes: Oh... well then England...
England: We have it too.
Mexico: And us.
Lebanon: Us too.
Netherlands: Had it for ages.
New Zealand: Gay marriage all the time everyday.
US Homophobes: Is there any country we can go to where gay people can't marry?
Australia: *Sweats nervously*
YES
Scoop: Upcoming FIDDLER ON THE ROOF Revival Announces More Casting Including Karl Marx, The IRS… http://ift.tt/1MPJ6gu
someone please do this for At The End Of The Day!
Look Down Sped Up
Dumbledore: The dark forest is strictly forbidden to all students
Dumbledore: Except for detention
Dumbledore: Where you will be forced to wander around when it's darkest and scariest
Dumbledore: Doesn't that make so much sense
Dumbledore: I'm so good at rules
Dumbledore: Ten points to Dumbledore
When parents just don't understand
Me: Mom, this song made the whip dance popular because it says "watch me whip" Mom: Is the guy really good at the whip? Me: Well it's not really a hard dance to do Mom: Then why should we watch him?