Imaginary            4/19/21

imaginary            4/19/21

i want to meet you,

my imaginary friend, 

fictional partner

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4 years ago

zzzzzz              4/26/21

It’s beddy bye time 

time to put our thoughts to rest 

tucked in with our sheets 


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4 years ago

meatless monday  4/2/21

beans on bread with cheese 3 hunched around a bowl of greens my mom’s meatless dreams


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8 years ago

the signs as ridiculous things alexander the great did according to plutarch

aries: once cried because there were so many worlds to conquer and he hadn't even managed to conquer one

taurus: (when nobody could tame the horse bucephalus and the horse was ordered away) kept talking about how bucephalus was a wonderful horse and they were losing a beautiful creature by taking him away over and over until finally his father let him try to tame the horse

gemini: slept with his copy of the iliad under his pillow

cancer: treated the conquered persians well after he drove king darius to flight because, in his words, darius was his enemy, not persia

leo: would get pissy whenever news of one of his father's great victories would come because he was worried his father wouldn't leave any conquering for him to do

virgo: had a habit of quoting poetry and plays and even did so in terrible situations such as when his father was killed or he was wounded in battle

libra: had a great distaste for athletes and would set up all sorts of competitions for poets and musicians and hunters while pointedly not awarding prizes for more athletic competitions

scorpio: once got mad at a guy and drunkenly threw a cup at him, then made fun of his father when his father was too drunk to do anything about it

saggitarius: traveled so quickly along the coast of pamphylia as to make a legend of himself and then played it off as if it were nothing special

capricorn: slept late on the day when he was supposed to meet darius in battle, and when questioned as to why he was sleeping as if he had already won, smiled and said that he was already victorious for finally getting to go into battle with darius rather than having to chase darius all over the place

aquarius: so admired diogenes the cynic that when diogenes was a dick to him he said that if he were not alexander, he would be diogenes

pisces: after a night of drinking would sleep usually until midday and sometimes even slept the entire day

4 years ago

hockey        4/6/21

my MRC hat 

lost in a sea of orange

my first hockey game


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9 years ago

When parents just don't understand

Me: Mom, this song made the whip dance popular because it says "watch me whip" Mom: Is the guy really good at the whip? Me: Well it's not really a hard dance to do Mom: Then why should we watch him?

3 years ago
I Found Old Sketch For This While I Was Searching For Something Else.

I found old sketch for this while I was searching for something else.

So I’ve finished it and now I also forget what I was searching for in the first place….

2 years ago

Shout-out to all the stories that didn't make it out of the shower with us in time to be actually written down.

8 years ago

REALLY interesting how this works, try it out

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