When I First Saw Him I Thought He Was Pondering At His Reflection In The Water But Then I Realized Hes

i don't exactly know why i did this but last night i had the innate urge to be cozy so i turned my desk into a pillow fort at 11:00 last night

i also, for style, went under our stairs and grabbed some battery powered string lights from our christmas decorations

i slept in it for a while, but surprisingly, an actual bed is a little softer than the floor

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

Alright fine staring a notes game

If this reaches 10k notes I’ll come out as trans to my parents

No rules, total free rein. I don’t expect this to reach 10k so try and prove me wrong I guess

See ya on the other side

reblogs appreciated

happy stab julius caesar day

Fuck the person you reblog this from, reblog to give YOURSELF bigger tits!

executive dysfunction tips! It gets easier to do a task if you dress appropriately first!! It’s much easier to get started once you’re wearing the right clothes for the headspace. For example if you need to clean your room, try putting on a maid dress! If you need to make dinner, try putting on a maid dress! If you need to accept visitors, try putting on a maid dress! If you need to poison the tea that will be served to your mistress’ esteemed guests in an effort to ensure her suitors never take your mistress’ hand from you, try putting on a-

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