MIKU NO MONEY??

Silly phone, you're not detecting an analog audio accessory, you're detecting soup, from the bowl of soup I dropped you in.

i know it might feel brittle and gray but please hold on. tomorrow will be kinder

give it up for girls with vaginas and boys with penises

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

trans rights are human rights dammit!!!!!

Hey don't cry. You exist at the same time as the elvisverse. Everything will be okay

I AM A HOMOSEXUAL

Exuse me? This figurine you sold me that you said was in mint condition? Yeah I ate it and it tasted nothing like mint. I want a refund on my $300 and I need you to pay for my hospital bill.

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