Independent #womaninstem, Unless I'm On My Period Or You're Very Pretty Or I Don't Feel Like Being A

— Jenny Slate, Little Weirds

"empowering women by sending katy perry to space for 2 minutes" shut the fuck up. samantha cristoforetti was the first female commander of the international space station and she became an astronaut because of star trek. and there is a real chance she is a kirk/spock shipper

Sometimes I remember that all lesbianism is named after 1 really gay lady from 4000 years ago. Whether you use the term Sapphic or lesbian, it still is from her which is hilarious, hope she enjoys being women loving incarnate

maybe i need to be torn limb from limb like someone gave a kid a barbie and a fully stocked medieval torture dungeon or maybe i need a kiss on the forehead

i hate it here im gonna [remembers suicide jokes are bad for mental health] find the Avatar and restore my honor

Mr. Bennet: Sure, I haven't taken care of my daughters' financial security, but have I at least taken care of their education? No. But have I taken care of their emotional needs? Also no. But have I been a good protector and supervisor? I'm afraid not. However, have I been a good example for my children of being a kind and respectful spouse, parent, and all around human being? No again. But through it all, have I nailed being funny? Yes. And isn't that the most important role of a father after all?

“And I knew it. That’s the worst part: I knew it.”

— Marguerite Duras, The North China Lover