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Cowboy Like Me is about Dianna Agron and the Aftermath of Swiftgron

So if you’ve read my complete and exhaustive Swiftgron Timeline (@swiftgronmasterpost) then you know directly after Swiftgron ended Dianna went to Morocco then not long after that she stopped hanging around her usual crowd, then moved to NYC and started hanging out with very wealthy socialites and she also ended up marrying Winston Marshall of Mumford and Sons, whose dad is close to being a billionaire. They got married in Morocco:

It was also rumored that after Dianna split with Winston (summer of 2019) she supposedly started dating a (rich) guy named Gus Wenner. They appeared to also meet in Morocco. That relationship has never been confirmed but the rumors were loud and coming from a place I generally trust to have Dianna tea. DIanna pictured with Gus in Morocco in November 2019:

The rich guys and Morocco will come into play for our analysis but first…a retrospective.

Cowboy Like Me then goes on to talk about dancing and how it’s a dangerous game. Two things here…we know Dianna loves to dance and got her start in Hollywood as a dancer and danced with Taylor:

and why would dancing be a dangerous game exactly? That’s queer coded and reminds me of the danger warned about in Wonderland.

CLM also sings about bandits, y’all probably already know that L Chatters nick named Dianna Pussy Bandit based on her alleged reputation as very popular with the ladies.

There’s also queer coding in the “takes one to know one” assertions of the song. Gay people often can spot one another out due to gaydar and signaling when straight people remain oblivious.

Same with the lyric about “skeletons in our closets.”

And the song ends with:

And I’m never gonna love again I’m never gonna love again Mm, mm, oh, oh I’m never gonna love again

The idea here is that after Swiftgron split in April of 2013 is it possible that Dianna gave up looking for conventional love, settling instead for security and comfort with exorbitantly wealthy guys like Winston and Gus (no shame in it you do you girl)?

Taylor has left us more clues in the Lyric video.

First of all the lyric video is exactly 4 minutes and 39 seconds long…

the same length as the music video for the Swiftgron masterpiece Babe which rips off, and is the same length as, the music video that Dianna starred in - I’m Not The Only One. Click here for more on how that’s the loudest piece of Swiftgron evidence in existence.

Furthermore in the lyric video there is a Morocco Oil Lamp:

There is also a globe in the lyric video setting, perhaps representing the “you searched the world” that Dianna did in Morocco referenced in Wonderland:

Cowboy Like Me Is About Dianna Agron And The Aftermath Of Swiftgron

There’s also a clock set to 4:30 (interesting because Taylor usually sets clocks to some configuration of 13, like 1:30, in music videos)

Dianna’s birthday is 4/30:

It should also be noted that the aesthetic of this scene is similar to Dianna’s old LA house that she insisted on decorating in a peculiar fashion, painting the walls black:

Anyway as if hiding Dianna’s birthday in the lyric video wasn’t enough, Taylor also included backing vocals by Marcus Mumford of Mumford and Sons on the track…You know…the guy who’s in Dianna’s rich ex-husband’s band.

Taylor seems to have commented on Dianna’s switch to dating rich guys before in the music video for The Man when she included the date of a famous Swiftgron moment, the inside source at Glee tweet date (2/14/13) on a dollar bill being thrown on a dancer:

and for good measure, perhaps it’s a coincidence but right before Dianna and Winston’s divorce was announced to the public, he posted the lyrics to Cardigan and there was monopoly money in the photo:

And lastly throughout the month of October 2020, while Taylor was working on evermore, Dianna and her friends were posting again and again to Intagram about a trip to a ranch that Dianna took this year in which she had a complete cottagecore, cowboy meltdown:

So in summation, yes Taylor is still writing about Dianna Agron in the year of our gay lord 2020, and in this song is commenting, perhaps mournfully, about the idea that maybe Dianna gave up on true love after Swiftgron ended, settling instead for financial security.

The Speak Now Tour - Feb 9, 2011 – Mar 18, 2012 (and flashback to 2008-2010 to introduce Liz and TayLiz)

So what’s Taylor up to while Dianna is outing herself, traveling the world, and holding hands with Lea Michele?

She’s out on the Speak Now tour with one Liz Huett. It’s hard to know the exact nature of their relationship but there are a few pieces of info from Taylor’s tour blog and vlogs that are very telling.

They meet well before the Speak Now tour and Liz makes quite an impression on Taylor:

Liz joins the band for the Fearless Tour and they have a lot of fun, room together, and seem to be quite close:

The most suspicious post of all - Liz and Taylor are sharing a hotel room on tour:

So I checked in with Shawn (one of my contacts in the industry, she dated a famous singer and learned QUITE a bit about how musicians function and the PR surrounding them, ect.) and here’s what she had to say about a singer of Taylor’s caliber at that time sharing a hotel room with a backup singer:

This alone is frankly enough to convince me that they were something beyond friends/co-workers.

2-22-2010 entry has several more photos of Liz:

5/19/2011 - Tay and Liz are on the Speak Now tour at this point and Taylor cooks for her

So now we can flash forward to the summer of the Speak Now Tour - Taylor takes all the girls from the tour on a vacation:

8-22-2011 (RIGHT before she meets with Dianna in public for the first time)

Turns out they may have been sharing a bed? or at least joking about it:

Liz posted a birthday message (now deleted) to taylor about that very trip in 2015 and insinuates that Taylor planned the whole trip just for her!

Here’s some more general Tiz content:

Did they have something? Perhaps on and off during the Fearless Tour and then again during the Speak Now Tour?

It’s hard to say. There are other rumors surrounding Taylor and Claire (one of her backup dancers) and Taylor and Caitlin (her fiddle player that replaced Emily) along with Taylor and Julianne Hough. But the person with the most amount of content seems to be Liz.

I do suspect she may be referencing Taylor in her music and she even gives a befuddled blonde girl a kiss at the end of her H8U music video:

Some of Liz’s lyrics seem to almost blatantly reference Taylor:

“Never Know” - released November 2012 - might be about Taylor>> “It’s crazy how life goes on / And then I catch myself singing your song / And wonder if you think about me / I guess we’ll never know”

“Don’t LV U Anymore” - released some time in 2018 - “I don’t steal your chapstick anymore / Don’t wake up to your kiss anymore / And I don’t have a washer and dryer full of guitar picks anymore / ‘Cause you don’t come over to my place anymore / … / I don’t love you anymore / I don’t love you anymore / I don’t love you anymore / But I don’t love you any less” (seems to describe their relationship post 2012 or so however Liz was at the Rep tour, perhaps seeing Taylor triggered old memories for her to write a song about her)

Other songs that might be about Taylor include:

So Easy

Dammit - Jana Kramer (written by Liz) Talks about a lover playing guitar in the kitchen.

STFU and Hold Me – about a “rocky and volatile” relationship. Liz paints herself as a cheater in the MV and wears Red throughout the whole thing. The lyric “it started with a bang, went all in” is similar to Holy Ground’s “took off faster than a green light go.” Seems very similar to the relationships described in Red.

And here’s some discussion on Reddit about why Liz left Taylor’s band:

Sounds like a girl that was Trouble don’t you think?

Check out the blog @taylizmasterpost for more on this interesting and less explored Gaylor ship!

Anyway…the point of all of this before we get back to the timeline is to show that Taylor very well may have been involved with LIz and the nature of that relationship does seem to match some of the drama described in the breakup songs on Red.

Back to the timeline now:

June 10, 2011: Taylor is emo on the Speak Now Tour:

“In Detroit, Swift seemed somewhat melancholy. Once in a while, I had the feeling that she was on the verge of bursting into tears. She said that she had recently decided that life is “about achieving contentment… . You’re not always going to be ridiculously happy.” She had written about ten songs so far for her next album[i counted 8]. Asked to characterize them, she said, “They’re sad? If I’m being honest.” The most recent one, she said, “is about moving on.”(x)

So here we learn that Taylor has written 8-10 sad songs for the Red album. As far as we know she’s never even met Dianna and Dianna is still very obviously involved with Lea.

June 11, 2011 - Shirtgate!

Lover Diary Entry during the Speak Now Tour where Taylor is super happy for some reason On June 17, 2011:

I propose that whatever Taylor is so happy about is not related to Dianna because on the 16th Dianna reaches out to Lea during Somebody To Love and then on the 17th they are back holding hands happily.

Conclusion - While Achele appears to be very on during the summer of 2011 it also seems completely possible that Tayliz was on during the Speak Now Tour as well. If Tayliz went on for a while during the Fearless Tour and then halted and then started back up again during the Speak Now Tour could it be the inspiration for some of the chaotic breakup songs on Red? I think it’s very possible.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE go read @taylizmasterpost for more on this amazing ship!

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jmmaic

4 years ago

reposting this to get it there in the feed for people who wouldnt otherwise run across it because, well, i’ve decided we havent cried enough today and that’s that.

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