Well, That And A Very Slow Middle. And A Very Slow Last Part. And No Ending.

Well, that and a very slow middle. And a very slow last part. And no ending.

If you're still taking GoT related asks - character progression you're most enthused for in Season 5, and why?

Daenerys and Tyrion, in a dead tie, because I think the question of how they will interact is fascinating, and the single biggest problem with A Dance with Dragons is that Martin flagrantly spends the whole book avoiding letting it happen so he can have time to fiddle with plots that literally nobody thinks are more interesting than that. 

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3 years ago
Iliad Mini Comix, Books 1-8! Yes I Am Going To Do All 24 Books! Pray For Me!
Iliad Mini Comix, Books 1-8! Yes I Am Going To Do All 24 Books! Pray For Me!
Iliad Mini Comix, Books 1-8! Yes I Am Going To Do All 24 Books! Pray For Me!
Iliad Mini Comix, Books 1-8! Yes I Am Going To Do All 24 Books! Pray For Me!
Iliad Mini Comix, Books 1-8! Yes I Am Going To Do All 24 Books! Pray For Me!
Iliad Mini Comix, Books 1-8! Yes I Am Going To Do All 24 Books! Pray For Me!
Iliad Mini Comix, Books 1-8! Yes I Am Going To Do All 24 Books! Pray For Me!
Iliad Mini Comix, Books 1-8! Yes I Am Going To Do All 24 Books! Pray For Me!

Iliad mini comix, books 1-8! yes i am going to do all 24 books! pray for me!

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7 years ago
Giveaway Contest: We Recently Reached 50,000 Followers, And As A Way Of Thanking You, We’re Giving
Giveaway Contest: We Recently Reached 50,000 Followers, And As A Way Of Thanking You, We’re Giving

Giveaway Contest: We recently reached 50,000 followers, and as a way of thanking you, we’re giving away FIFTY (50!) vintage paperback classics by Albert Camus, John Steinbeck, Carson McCullers, Toni Morrison, George Orwell, Ray Bradbury, Jane Austen, and so many others! Won’t these look lovely on your shelf? :D To win these classics, you must: 1) be following macrolit on Tumblr (yes, we will check. :P), and 2) reblog this post. We will choose a random winner on January 20, at which time we’ll start a new giveaway. And yes, we’ll ship to any country. Easy, right? Good luck!

1 year ago

i feel so bad for nikola tesla like imagine spending years beefing with a guy who has conned the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and you end up dying broke and starving and alone and then 100 years later another guy cons the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and he's doing it all IN YOUR NAME. he must be rolling in his grave like a fucking rotisserie chicken

2 years ago

Who are the Anti-Stratfordians?

People who think Shakespeare wasn’t actually Shakespeare, but that ‘Shakespeare’ was a secret pseudonym for someone more important and better educated, like the Earl of Oxford. 

See also: imbeciles.

3 years ago

In today’s modern society, Riddler would be the EASIEST of Batman’s villains to rehabilitate 

All you have to do? Give him a job designing/running an Escape Room facility

It’s perfect for him. A non-violent outlet for feeding his need to flex how intelligent he is, he still gets to create his elaborate puzzles and riddles, and people will willingly PAY HIM to lock them up in a room where he can mess with them for an hour or so

Someone get Bruce Wayne on the phone I have an idea for a thing he should invest in

10 months ago

*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

9 years ago

Okay, it’s like this:

RT gives their percentage based on a simple yes or no -- good or not. But the “average rating” is based on averaging critics’ ratings of the film, which are a little more nuanced than “good” vs. “rotten”. Generally speaking, if a critic is rating on a 4-star scale, 3 is considered good, 2 is considered bad, and 2 1/2 is meh. 2 1/2 usually but not always ends up as a negative review on there. So a theoretical film that got 2 1/2 stars across the board verses one that got 1 star across the board are going to get the same RT score of 0%. But the 2 1/2 star one will have an average rating of 6.3/10 (2.5*2.5 rounded up) and the 1 star film will get an average rating of 2.5/10.

So, The Room got some “positive” reviews which give it 2 1/2 stars or 3 as an accidental camp classic ala Plan 9 From Outer Space, but anyone who reviewed it seriously gave it 1 star or 0 stars or something in that area.

Whereas Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice apparently has some undeniably strong elements (Affleck’s performance, many of the visuals, some of the action beats, some interesting themes buried in the rubble), so its negative reviews are almost all 2 or 2 1/2 star reviews. It’s too good to go to a bottom-of-the-barrel rating. So the same number of critics gave it a good review, but its average score is a lot higher than The Room, because its positive qualities drive up the ratings.

Congrats To Tommy Wiseau, Who Warner Bros. Has Hired To Direct Justice League. 

Congrats to Tommy Wiseau, who Warner Bros. has hired to direct Justice League. 

10 years ago

An update to my blog, looking at the Eleventh Doctor's era.


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7 years ago
Isle of Dogs
Isle of Dogs is a stop-motion cartoon from Wes Anderson about how dogs are man's best friend. The film nearly reviews itself from th...

Wherein I review Wes Anderson’s ridiculously charming Isle of Dogs, and reluctantly examine the question of cultural appropriation I’m so not properly handled to discuss.


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