Fic Where After Realizing His Feeling Charles Looks Up Edwardian Courting Tactics Because He CANNOT Chance

#unkillable lesbian

If ghosts can spot the hell bound

Charles, good shiny soul– I’m the brawn!

Mostly innocent ghost client: You? You? That bitch sits here, thrice your ghost age, stinking of hellfire, spiced with magic and too articulate to just call me an idiot but you are brawn? You are a sacrificial twink, you’re the dog they put in with the cheetahs, you are delusional

Edwin, resting bitch face:

Mostly innocent ghost client unable to sweat: Huh

something something jonathan starts like. casually researching queer culture when he gets to cali because he wants to give will everything he can when he’s ready for it but he rolls up to hawkins at the end of v2 and meets eddie with his gay little back-pocket handkerchief and immediately in the most un-subtle jonathan byers way starts nudging will and eddie together like “oh, sorry, will, I can’t drive you to the arcade, but i think eddie can!” “hey, will and eddie, can you guys help me with this for a second?” “oh, if you’re going to max’s place, can you drop this off at eddie’s on your way?” both will and eddie know exactly what the fuck jonathan is doing and have a gay little chat like two days into his scheme but they refuse to let him know that they know and enjoy watching together as jonathan comes up with more and more intricate ways to push them together as time goes on.

Didn’t expect that.

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

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🎮 Press Start

     ╰ you’re a gamer on youtube known for your meme-y behavior and general wit while playing all sorts of games. your once “chill” youtube lifestyle changes when a fellow youtube gamer bursts into your life by the url of @/gamerjeon.

pairing: jungkook x reader

genre: gamer!au; fluff; humor; angst (maybe??)

length: 26 parts

status: completed

updates: done :”)

A/N: wOOOO i came up with this during class a few days ago and just wanted to start it already! i hope you enjoy this au and PSA!! I AM NOT A GAMER so don’t expect me to be fully knowledgable about games or consoles hehehe

🎮 part 1 - woah…chill

🎮 part 2 - daddy y/n

🎮 part 3 - the ship arises

🎮 part 4 - cooking mama

🎮 part 5 - sp00py season

🎮 part 6 - giggling like a baffoon

🎮 part 7 - he’s a coconut cutiepie

🎮 part 8 - those are my lucky charms

🎮 part 9 - be my emotional support

🎮 part 10 - i will murder you

🎮 part 11 - you’re cute but stupid

🎮 part 12 - get outta my bed hoe

🎮 part 13 - surgeons and indirect tweets

🎮 part 14 - the tea has been spilt

🎮 part 15 - I thought you’d be on my side

🎮 part 16 - you’re dumber than I thought

🎮 part 17 - talk to me!

🎮 part 18 -  dab the embarrassment away

🎮 part 19 - i missed you, too

🎮 part 20 - abs for dayssss

🎮 part 21 - i’m sorry your hair is pink

🎮 part 22 - I cried oof

🎮 part 23 - you’re cute

🎮 part 24 - ya gotta help me

🎮 part 25 - tell me it’s about me

🎮 epilogue

🎮 bonus

#Joseph wasn’t playing a character, he’s just like that when there’s a cool guitar around

So much weirdness is going on in this picture

Jaebum showing us how he got that back injury while snowboarding in Guatemala “and then I just slipped like this argh…. are you even listening guys?”

Bambam well… he’s just f*cking the floor. Someone give this kid a Valium. 

Youngjae mimicking Jaebum’s sloppy body rolls after 3 shots of tequila, while laughing like a horse. 

Mark about to give Yugyeom what he needs, but instinctively turning over on all fours as he sees Jackson approaching 

Yugyeom ready to jump on Mark but getting choked by Jinyoung in the process

Jinyoung grasping his chance to finally end Yugyeom and make it seem like an accident now that everyone is watching Bambam fucking a floor

and lastly-

Jackson ACTING LIKE THE ONLY NORMAL PERSON

Well there you go if that ain’t the weirdest shit you’ve seen today I’m fucking a floor.  

reminder that jungkook was once found in the middle of the night vacuuming fruit flies in the kitchen