Jin-jamm-desu - Screaming Lizard Creations

#Youre most important survival skill is asking for help

Thinking about how screwed we are if we get jumped by the Locusts from Gears of War

(a self indulgent rant because I'm a little (a lot) obsessed with the Mark Lancer Rifle 2 and the Hammer of Dawn, specifically its version from GoW Ult.Ed.)

Kinda crazy to think about but those fuckers came OUT OF THE GODDAMN GROUND

Like they were under there for actual decades feeding off of Immersion (energy source for people who aren'g GoW nerds)

Guys what are we actually gonna do?

After the Space Race they mandated that we weren't supposed to and cannot make space weapons.

LIKE WTF DO WE DO WHEN THOSE GIANT CRAB/TENTACLE THINGS FROM GoW ULTIMATE EDITION LAND.

Also they have better guns than us...yeah. The locusts (sometimes) have better guns than we do.

Guys what happens if we get THE FUCKING BERSERKERS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD?!?!!

Without the Hammer of Dawn (my favorite super weapon ever) we are actually cooked if we get Berserkers.

Nanami - I like how straight up and decent he is. I wouldn't be able to handle Gojo's nonsense even if I'd have a lot of fun with it. Nanami would be a great non-sorcorer teacher too

Yuta - Very op and always does the best he can. Plus he'd be pretty cool to talk to

I haven't fleshed it out yet😔

Yuji by far - Nobara and Megumi are cool but Yuji is just a great guy and an even better friend. I'd like to be in his circle if j was in JJK ngl

A tie between Geto and Uraume - I love how the HI arc set the standard for the entirety of JJK but I still want to explore how Uraume became Sukuna's underling

N/a

I already tried this. I gave my friend the synop for the beginning and she said Yuji and his friends were stupid 🥲

Ino. We barely get to see what his technique is or what he does with it.

Sukuna v Mahoraga. No explanation needed

I'd die unless I was self insert super op goddess jjksona

Mahito. I don't wanna be touched.

The birth of Gojo. If Gojo isn't born then JJK doesn't happen.

Ino. Again we need more of the Shiesty Sorcerer

Sukuna as a roommate. He'd probably kill me but at least I won't be touched weird.

A body of water with concrete shoes.

Yuji-Megumi-Nobara - no explanation needed

Sukuna - BILLIE EILISH, Armani White (I have an inherent obsession leave me alone)

N/a

None of them. I'm a homebody and a bum. Actually maybe Toji but I'm also not a lady with money

North. I don't want to be this person myself forever.

🖤🤍Jujutsu Kaisen Ask Game 🤍🖤

1. Which Jujutsu Kaisen character would you want as your mentor in the world of jujutsu sorcery?

2. If you had to team up with one sorcerer for a mission, who would you choose?

3. What would be your cursed technique/domain expansion in JJK?

4. Who's your favorite member of the first-year trio (Yuji, Megumi, Nobara) and why?

5. Which villain has the most interesting backstory?

6. A Manga panel you can talk about for hours?

7. What storyline would you tell to your friend to get them into JJK?

8. Who is the most underrated character in Jujutsu Kaisen?

9. What's your favorite fight scene?

10. How do you think you would fare in a fight against a grade 1 curse?

11. Who would you be most terrified to encounter from JJK?

12. If you could change one event in Jujutsu Kaisen, what would it be?

13. Which character do you think deserves more screen time or development?

14. Would you rather have Sukuna as a roommate or fight Mahito one-on-one?

15. If you were Kenjaku whose body you'd jump into?

16. Which Jujutsu Kaisen characters have the best dynamic?

17. Match your favorite JJK character with a song.

18. Share a headcanon about your favorite character.

19. Which character do you think would make the best friend in real life?

20. Would you go North or South if you were in the airport?

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I MADE MYSWLF FOOD :D

(yes i already had lunch at school, I'm just hungry is all)

Sauted spinach with (too much) garlic, cucumbers, black forest ham and croutons. Also on the side is onion bread with provalone cheese

OP WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DOOO????

I can’t believe I have the flu and laryngitis🧍🏼‍♀️

To make matters infinitely worse right now? I just started my period. I’m being punished.

Me, If you will

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TRANSMASC SUKUNA FOR THE WINNNNN

(notice those top surgery scars? That's how we know)

you guys will NOT believe where my savings went

THE BRAINROT IS ACTUALLY TURJNING MY BRAIN TO MUSH PLEASE SÀVE ME

Please get Miku (the song by Hatsune Miku) outa my head

Choice - Jack Stauber

Part 1 (somehow it didn't post the first time? Idek)

Love

Brain

Heart

Control

Caffinate

Melatonin

Love

...

Heart

Control

Part 2 link:

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Choice - Jack Stauber

Part 2 Caffinate You get me going ... Brain Heart Control Caffinate Melatonin

Two Unconnected Things

I'm falling down a rabbit hoke where I want to draw random shit from when I hyper-fixate momentarily on a singular topic. The main two (2) being.

Watership Down- you know that book by Richard Adams about rabbits having existential crisises and dealing with (from their pov) other-worldly problems? Yeah that.

Creepypasta Stuff (Slenderman, Jeff the Killer, Eyeless Jack, Ticci Tobi, etc.)

Like it's actually getting so bad right now.

2. Question: Do you think Dexter (the serial killer from the late 90s - early 00s tv series) ever stayed up or woke up at night and thought about how his brother (the Ice Box Killer) was dating/doing his sister?

Like do you think he ever processes how that worked out? Cuz Debbie is his adopted sister and that makes her related to the Ice Box Killer by proxy.

Like that's actually so weird, do you think he ever thought about that?