Aw

so just a reminder that Sweet Baby wrote the plot to this.

just saying.

This is a Naomi appreciation post. Reblog to appreciate Naomi. 🧡

lol what

On Tubi, the romcoms you love just keep going.

had similar experiences myself

some ai just dropped me the hardest line I've read today

wow. i am so normal about this yeah yup yeah yup yup yup yeah yeah. so normal. [explodes]

lol

sure hits different now eh Eka's Portal?

cute

Спящий Маэдрос / Sleeping Maedhros

don't eat stallion cheese

on a box of mac and cheese

considering the fact that

Microsoft is buying the very concept of medical help

i believe it

Far stranger than disappearances are the permanent appearances of things that absolutely should not actually be in those places

Like for example.

Hole ass mountains in the African plains appearing overnight.

A city the size of Boston completely unused just being found in the Arabian dessert when it wasn't there the day before.

A guy just turning up and meeting himself same backstory same memories genetically identical and the still living mother of them claiming that she gave birth to a single child.

People who regularly turn up at airports from countries that don't exists complete with souvenirs from the holiday they just returned from which nobody actually sold.

The fact that there are far more Fabergé eggs today than were ever produced in the first place despite the fact that they can all be carbon dated to the exact same point in time.

Commercial aircaft in the USA landing at airports many years before they actually went into production.

Murder victims who's bodies have been genetically tested turning up to confirm that they are not in fact dead.

Sarcophagi of pharaoh who never actually existed, but scientific testing proves the coffin as legit.

Dead languages that were lost to time just being casually spoken by people out of thin air after a person suffers a head injury by people who have no connection to those cultures and it being found to be 100% accurate.

Pirate treasure from pirates that never were stolen from people who never existed and found in places completely inaccessible to mankind since before primates were even a thing.

These things keep happening.

The world is far stranger than you think.

lol it's @samwamm

Lmao silliest reason for someone to be/get into vore: hyperactive saliva glands so they have to swallow a lot so they think about it a lot

lol

Everybody on Eka's Portal waking up to this soon

the wheel turns

Boomer: "Can you imagine kids today storming the beaches of Normany?"

Me: "You were a US child of the 70's, idiot. When the hell were you ever in a war? I was blasting Russians in Ukraine. You can shut the hell up!"

Friend: "So you know at the start of the Twisted Sister music video, where the dad says 'I carried an M16 in 'nam and you carry that guitar'? Sure hurts when they shoe's on the other foot eh boomers?"

OH

MY

GOD