I JUST SAW A CYBERTRUCK IN THE WILD

ok then fuck u too ig

A DRAG QUEEN KNIGHTED ME TODAY

YOU CAN CALL ME SIR JESTER, PEASANT FUCKS

@chronically-online-italian Oh, no! Whatever shall I do?!

AHAHAHAHAHA GET BONKED, IDIOT

Girl Dinner ❤️

it's cool how you can taste your bones

I just played a game of cat and mouse with my brother except I was the cat and also the mouse.

He thought we were playing keep-away with a mysterious cube but little did he know he was tricked. Fucking hoodwinked. Absolutely bamboozled.

While the fool scrambled to keep it away from me, I cleverly slunk away to my room to eat cheese in peace like a wretched little rodent.

Poor boy didn't even realize.

IT FARTED ON ME

there is a whole baby here and i just watched a turkey bust it down on tv

in. the (olive garden) with.

tummy ache :(((((

I have gone into raptures.

For many moons I have reveled in my hellish court, free to content myself with the boundless comfort of knavery and mischief. But my influence is negligible, for what is a jester without an audience? What is a card without a crowd? I am but a servant to the unknown---a slave to a faceless void.

But not now. Now is my time to strike. A shot in the dark, a thump in the night: each blow against friend and foe alike is a blow struck for my right to a roguish and devious existence.

Tonight is the Night of Fools, and there is no greater Fool than I.

I am merely the jester of this court of revels. But tonight?

Tonight, I am King.

Face Reveal 💖