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You guys know what would be amazing and hilarious? I would love to see a full series of chaptered SeaFam fanfics where it is just Poseidon being a whole Dad and SeaFam Slice of life and Hijinks. Hear me out. I would love to see Poseidon reading parenting books for all age groups cause you never know, you know. In his mind Percy is essentially a toddler. I want him to start a swear jar. I think it would be so amusing if the swear jar is so full that they cannot put anything else in. I would love to see Poseidon tag-team co-parenting along side Sally, Paul, and Amphitrite. I would love to see him laying down rules such as no caffeine after 5:00pm because it will ruin Percy’s sleep quality and he cares very much about Percy getting a full 8 and a half to 9 hours sleep. I would love to see Poseidon, Amphitrite, and Triton trying to make sure Percy eats healthy balanced meals. I want to see Kym be the fabulous rebellious big sister Percy is both terrified of and greatly adores in equal measure. I think it would be hilarious if she sneaks him or just straight up hands him sweets and other stuff their parents have deemed off-limits. I want to see Kim teach him how to create massive destructive storms and play pranks on triton and even Poseidon. I have this vision in my head of Poseidon wading in balloons up to his neck in his office with Percy and kym giggling like little kids at the door. I would love to see Rhodes and Ben as sisters who are very supportive and always there to tutor or simply hang out. They are usually the ones to share the funny embarrassing stories and taking Percy on adventures or teach him some of their own things like how to control waves effectively and efficiently for example. I would love to see triton switching from dad mode to big brother mode constantly, teaching Percy how to fight with a trident, and Percy teasing him to kingdom come with all the little mermaids. I would love a prank war between all the kids. And Tyson is as he has always been a perfect wonderful cinnamon roll of a Cyclopes. I like both regular Percy Jackson fics and Fem!Percy fics. I like percebeth ships and perpollo ships as well. If anyone knows of any stories like this tag me please. And if you write anything like this please tag me.

Ugh so true it hurts 😫

My brain when I’m in front of a blank page: I cannot write. I have never seen a word in my entire life. What the fuck even is a sentence?

My brain while I’m trying to fall asleep: I have ascended and become a literary god. I will now paint you a vivid daydream using the best descriptors and words that flow like fresh rainwater. Bet you wish you could write this all down, huh? Bet you’ll forget in the morning, huh? Bitch.

OK I know this sounds stupid, but I think we need a modern AU for Game of thrones/ A Song Of Ice and Fire Where Winterfell is a high school and Direwolves are there football mascot And Jon Snow is the mascot and he is freaking hilarious, like hatching Pete and that Red Bull in basketball everyone loves.

Okay so, I know I have said this before and it got ignored so I just deleted it because y’all just keep ignoring it. But for the last time, anyone who is sexually explicit, comes into my DM‘s and asked me to be their sugar baby, or anything else that is ridiculously inappropriate. Once again I will report and block you. It is insane how many of these I keep getting. I dread when Tumblr send a message to my email saying someone new has followed me or someone has sent me a message because I just know it’s one of y’all Nasty dough- heads. I have said this before but I will say it again and it’s going to be for the last time. Do not message me do not follow me. This account is not for you. I am not for you. I ain’t the one. I ain’t playing you message, me follow me, or send me stupid stuff in my DM’s. You will be once more blocked and reported. Nobody wants to see that and nobody wants to be your sugar baby. I will not say it again if you ignore me I’ll just keep on reporting and blocking you. And some of you keep just making new accounts and doing the same crap. I’m not having it. I will say it one last time leave. me. Alone. Go somewhere else where somebody wants that bull crap. But you’re not gonna find it here. If I could do more the block and report you, I would. 

Fanfic Writers, this question is for you. What word document program are we using nowadays? I ask this because I still use Microsoft Word. In my personal opinion it is not as good as it used to be. I would like to try something different. I have tried Google Drive but I did not care for it. I would love to hear about other possibilities. I would like something that I do not have to save my work to OneDrive or anything like that. I prefer to save my work on a flash drive/ thumb drive. I am rather old school lol.

True so true before Jurassic world I hated all the movies cause the scared the crap out of me as a kid but Jurassic world made me give them a second chance now I'm obsessed 🤓

Me before seeing Jurassic World: Eww, I hate velociraptors, those things are the stuff of nightmares.

Me after seeing Jurassic World: PRECIOUS CINNAMON ROLL RAPTOR SQUAD MY BABIES

I am Jurassic trash.

knitting tutorial made by a twenty-something knitting influencer: 18 min long, 12 of those minutes being the intro and a sponsor plug, they show the first few steps of the tutorial at the slowest speed known to man, they show the most important steps at a neck-break speed, they stop every five seconds to talk about what they just did, 40,000 comments filled with questions ranging from insightful to “how do i knit”, filmed with a camera that costs more than a car, the tutorial is incorrect.

knitting tutorial made by a seventy-something grandmother: two min long, filmed 17 years ago, shows you what you want with the skilled patient hands of a beloved deity, made with the world’s shittiest camera, the best video on the fucking internet, four comments and 30 views, you lose the video and never find it again.

I still have mine too

Rosario Dawson was really great as Ashoka Tano

I mean basically yeah.

everything is bothering me but i am being so brave about it