Sadly This I Consider An Achievement Nowadays It Is So Hard Not Taking A Nap During The Day

So, unhinged weight loss idea. Eat and exercise like we did when we were in elementary school. I am 201 lbs and I have been dieting for 3 years. I have tried keto, Mediterranean, and intermittent fasting. I have tried apple cider vinegar and Alli orlistat pills as well. Nothing I have tried seems to work. If anything my weight keeps going up. 201 lbs is the heaviest I have ever been. I am at my wits end. I have been tested for a thyroid condition and I have been given the all clear. I have chronic pain in my lower back but I also have scoliosis in the form of spinabifida and I struggle to do daily tasks like cooking at the stove, doing laundry, cleaning the house, and even getting showered. I know my weight greatly impacts my overall health and wellbeing. So, this is my last ditch effort to do something productive about it. My goal weight is 120 lbs. I guess we will see if this works I intend to start at the first of next month.

So I am sick and I am in bed just chilling and I just woke up from dreaming. I dreamt that Benedict Cumberbatch Smaug found himself an Indian apothecary. And was all like I’m gonna take it over it I like what they sell. And I’m thinking opioids? Well they aren’t an apothecary they are a candy store like honey dukes in Harry Potter or those old Timey soda shop/ general stores/ pharmacies. So now I just have this picture in my head of Smaug with a horde of candy every color of the rainbow Scrooge McDucking it and he has the biggest silliest grin on his face. I’ll be honest this would make a pretty good crack one shot fanfiction. I guess If anyone writes it tag me please.

Apparently my love for Kingdom Hearts knows no bounds. I just reworded The Little Einsteins Theme into a Kingdom Hearts Parody 🤣

I mean basically yeah.

everything is bothering me but i am being so brave about it

Don't know don't care cause they were hot🤓😂

wtf was with boys in 90s/00s movies with that one specific hairstyle in that one shade of brown

explain movie industries

I think the writers of Flash need to publish "The Runaway Dinosaur" book from the episode I fell in love with it I'd love to be able to buy it for my baby cousin 😍

Yes for all of em basically

Anyone else a slut for time travel fix-it stories?

So is anyone else pissed that CW left Hulu or is it just me?

Can't believe it's the end of liv and Maddie

Mood

I hate having a body, it’s so high maintenance! Shower this, eat that, drink this, sleep that, it’s all very stupid