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Asano: Well, aren't you rudeness and sarcasm and everything... uh...
Karma: No, go on. If you find something that rhymes with sarcasm and makes sense, and I'll take the fall tonight.
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Congrats, master Jean, for being tall.
,,,btw heizou's like an unexpected pleasant breeze and i truly hope he's a jolly little brat
Pleaseeeee I need to know more about the harbinger's personalities so I can make more shitposts
Note: I think a lot of people misunderstand the role of the manager XD Itâs not that the whole team is dating you. Itâs that the whole team treats you like their family/sister. So youâd better bet that all of them are gunna be hella protective of you XD
Scenario: What do you do for the team and what do they do for you? :D
Warnings: not proofread, fluffy, might have some swear words, platonic relationships
Characters: Zhongli, Diluc, Kaeya, Albedo, Tartaglia, Kazuha, Xiao, Tohma, reader as the team manager
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Itâs just fuckinâ chaos
On your first day youâre already bombarded with questions by Tartaglia and Kaeya
âSo which class are you?â âWhatâs your height?â âAre you single?â
Captain Zhongli just cannot be bothered to reign them in anymore.
So Vice Captain Diluc does it and grabs their collars. âYou idiots, youâre scaring her off!â
Possibly Kazuha and Tohma are the ones you really try to rely on, on your first few weeks.
So how do you gain the trust of your team? Letâs start with each player shall we?
Zhongli is just handsome and mature. Heâs strict and needs to be the pillar of the team.Â
Youâre intimidated by him the first few weeks and he just seemsâŚa little far. Heâs always so focused that you canât seem to catch a moment to just chat with him.
Thereâs a day where you notice that his form is a little off, you suspect that he hurt his wrist a little.Â
You fidget uncomfortably in the gym as they practice, but finally turn to the coach âU-Umm⌠The captain is⌠I mean! Iâm not sure, but⌠I think he needs to take a rest,â
The coach calls for someone to substitute Zhongli and suddenly asks you to check on him.
âHuh?! Me?!â the coach pushes you towards him, and Zhongli is just looking at you quizzically, you can practically see the question mark on his face.
âC-Captain, d-do you need some bandages on your wrist?â
Zhongli is taken aback, but silently puts his right wrist out for you to wrap.
Only when youâre done tending to it does he look you in the eye and ask.
âHow did you know?â
ââŚBecause I always watch, and all I can do is watch. If I canât even spot that out then Iâm not a very good manager am I?â
Zhongli has a newfound respect for you. He thought you were just a meek and shy thing sitting around and passing them balls but he feels his heart swell that someone like you is seriously watching over them.
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[1:46pm]
Imagine sitting at your desk with your paperworks in front of you, waiting to get done with. Your eyebrows were furrowed from concentration, it was almost as if you were glaring holes at the paper itself.
As you were internally cursing the work you had in your mind, the entrance to your room opened slowly and a figure entered inside. You perked up at the sound and removed your eyes from your papers.
wondering who it is? well, much to your surprise, it was the almighty adeptus!
he stood in front of your desk with a gloomy atmosphere surrounding him. you question yourself if it was his karmic dept, or just him sulking(again).
he averted his gaze away from you with a small pout gracing his lips. you smiled softly at this and decided to speak up.
âoh, xiao. what brings you here,â you paused for a moment to let go of your pen and placed it next to the stack of paperworks. âto the jade chamber? I do not recall of you being fond of visiting such mortal places.â
L/n Y/n.
The Tianquan of the Liyue Qixing and now owns the floating Jade Chamber in the skies of Liyue.
Now, you might be wondering why you are the tianquan, are you? the former one who had that title, ningguang, retired from her work to travel with someone in particular. she claimed her retirement as:
âI have been managing this for years now, I suppose I do need a break now.â she glanced at the woman next to her. âbesides, I wish to spend my whole life with my beloved.â
and that was the reason why she entrusted the grant title to you since you were the most fit and perfect for it.
back to the present, xiao remained silent and refuses to answer your question which left you hanging. you were patient with him since you know that whenever he was acting like this, he was either upset or needs attention, nothing to worry aboutz
when he still hasnât responded, he grumbled something inaudibly under his breath and closed his eyes with his arms crossed on his chest.
you sighed at the treatment you received from him and decided to play with him a little bit. just a little.
âwell then, if you do not wish to state your business,â you stood up and was about to head to your door âI shall take my leave nowâ w-woah!â xiao suddenly grabbed your wrist to prevent you from leaving him in the dust.
âI..â xiao finally spoke after a few moments. you turned your body to face him. walked closer, and closer, until your face was a mere inches away from his.
you hummed and urged him to continue what he was going to say which made him turn bright red and have steam coming out of his head.
âcan you.. please accompany me to mt, hulao tonight..?â he asked you oh-so kindly. it was a rare sight to see the yaksha ask for something, especially with the word âpleaseâ.
âhm, I suppose so. It wasnât that hard to ask for something, was it? xiao?â he once again, almost fainted at the teasing tone you used on him and ended up stuttering on his words.
you chuckled at his adorableness but you immediately turned into teasing mode again. âbut.. Iâm sure that wasnât all you wanted.â
âI- huhâ!? what do you mean?â
âclearly, you are hiding something. come on now, love. you donât have to hide it away from me.â
he lets go of your wrist and used both of his hands to cover his whole beaming face, âno! you dare question an adepti with his motives?? you have the n-nerve!â
âI guess I do have the nerve if it comes to you, oh dear adepti.â you grabbed his hands and removed it away from his face and you lightly smirked at the expression he was making.
ânow, ask away.â
ââŚâ
âdo you wish to stay silent? then that leaves me no choiceââ
ââcuddles..â
âwhat?â
âp-please. just hug me tonight while we gaze at the starry sky.â
you patted his green- teal locks, âmy pleasure. since you asked nicely.â
later that night.. xiao was snuggling into your body for warmth. he honestly looked like a small, vulnerable cat.
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𦹠Modern au where Kaeya has a small crush on you <33
featuring: Kaeya!!!
Warnings: Fem terms are used.
A/n: Kaeya uses cringe pick up lines. Itâs canon. Yeah. I wrote this on a whim so there might be a few errors sorry abt that! I just have rlly bad kaeya brain worms rn.
okay but modern kaeya is just such a fun concept. Heâs barely starting his first year of uni and he has a band with some of his closest friends!!! The band was formed during seinor year of high school just cuz Childe and kaeya like the idea of being a super cool rockstar (nerds :P) oh and Diluc is in it cuz he can play bass.
Anywayzzz he works at a cafe thatâs close to the university. He started working there during summer since he needs cash to pay rent for the apartment he just got. He didnât wanna live on campus because the idea of being assigned a dorm mate and just having to get to know them freaked him the hell out!
Now donât get him wrong. He wants to make new friends!!! He just has terrible social skills and canât keep a conversation going properly for the life of him. He awkwardly cracks a lot of jokes to keep the conversation going even though the interaction should have ended by now but he doesnât know how to end it so now him and the other person are justâŚlaughing awkwardly. So he ended up becoming roomies with his best buddy oâl pal ajax!!!
The cafe he works at is super calm and quiet he loves it! Heâs not too overwhelmed with his co workers either since theyâre all lovely people!! Heâs grown quite aquatinted with all of them to the point where theyâre all comfortable teasing each other.
Moving on. Coincidentally, youâre also starting your first year at university!!! Wowww. It was the beginning of summer you stopped by the university to get some paperwork filed and you stopped by at the coffee shop. It was the afternoon, perfect time for a macchiato with lots of cold foam! Just the way you like it.
The first time you stepped in the cafe, kaeya stopped breathing. You were so???? Pretty??? Helloooo?? He was just getting bored of cleaning the tables and suddenly you walk in. Hearts are literally forming in his eyes right now as we speak! He quickly ran to the cash register. He couldnât stop staring as he rung you up.
You were a literal goddess!!! He didnât try to flirt or anything however. He was too star struck. Surprisingly you didnât notice his eyes on you the whole damm time.
Anyways he rung you up and gave you your drink and that was the end of that. One time summer crush. He wished he couldâve at least tried talking to you alas, he was too distracted. He thought heâd never see you again.
He was strongly mistaken.
Once the semester began the cafe began to get so many customers. Just a bunch of sleep deprived students ordering whatever had the most caffeine. One fall afternoon however, it was pretty calm.
Too calm.
Kaeya wasnât complaining though. The whole time him and his manger Lisa chatted before someone came into the cafeâŚit was you!
Kaeya thought heâd never see you again. Why do you look even more gorgeous than the first time he saw you?? Once the male saw you all the words that came out of Lisaâs mouth went in one ear and out the other.
âCan I get a caramel macchiato? Extra cold foam please!â You ordered the same thing as the last time.
Kaeya nodded. He rung you up. He was just so shocked and happy that he saw you again. He wonders if you lived nearby.
Once your order was ready you walked out the cafe. Kaeya hoped that he would see you again. If he saw you twice now then itâs possible for him to see you again right? Maybe he will try to flirt this time too! Yeah!
Next week came along and you came right back! Sadly that afternoon was pretty busy so he couldnât really make conversation with you since there was loads of people behind you. Maybe next timeâŚ.
He talked his crush on you with his bandmates. They were surprisingly encouraging about the whole thing.
âYou need to talk to her!!!â The red head said as he took a sip of his Red Bull.
âMaybe something good might happen.â His brother chimed in, strumming with his bass.
The opposite could be said about his coworkers. Lisa noticed his crush on you. Ever since the day you came in the second time and he stopped paying attention to the conversation, she teased him about it.
Albedo said he needed to stop beating around the bush and actually talk to you. Lisa said that if he actually talked to you the next time you came in she would increase his pay.
Yeah he definitely needed to make a move.
You ended up coming in the following week. The day was less busy. The universe really wanted Kaeya to talk to you.
As soon as you walked in Kaeya could feel the glares of his coworkers.
He took a deep breath, not yet greeting you properly instead he said the most embarrassing shit ever.
âDamm Girl Are you a construction worker? Because you are building!â
Oh he fucked up.
Lisa and albedo both couldnât help out but try and cover their laughs. He better be getting a raise.
What the hell was that??
You quirked a brow at him, still trying to process his words. He looked very flushed which made him cute in your eyes. You giggled and smiled at him.
âIs this the new way you greet your customers?â You asked making eye contact with the male.
Holy fuck youâre actually talking to him. And itâs not about extra cold foam!
âSomething like thatâŚyeah!â Is all Kaeya managed to muster up.
You graced his ears once more with your laugh before ordering your usual. You left the cafe after you received your order. Before you left however you managed to give the blue haired man one last soft smile before departing.
Yeah. Youâre an Angel.
His coworkers soon after started laughing and teasing him after you left. He didnât budge though. You smiled at him and laughed at his lame pick up line therefore, he wins.
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Modern kaeya my beloved <33 honestly might make this a series bc there is sm I could do w a silly blue haired barista having a crush on you and trying to make you swoon. Dreamy sighzzz
The poor unsuspecting Albedo, Xingqiu, Aether, and Venti of vigil!mc's hidden strength (wait does Ayaka already know about Mc's strength?). Just imagine they got attacked (Ayato is also with them) by like an abyss mage or something like that, and mc just straight up made that abyss mage fly up to the stars. Ayato is now even more terrified of her strength, and is actually thanking Ei that he somehow survived mc's strength and/or mc didn't punch him to hard
And another one has entirely left my inbox! Boy it was difficult to draw tons of characters in one setting ghgh but it's good practice so!
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i just know kaeya slapped dilucs sunburn at some point
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