Eddie: *exists*

Scott: Look, I might not be a saint, but it’s not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.

Hope: Okay, that’s really specific and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

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Loki: *does literally anything ever*

Me:

Venom: I'm a bad motherfucker mmkay? I'll eat HER head, I'll eat HIS head, I'll eat MY OWN head. I don't care about anything or anyone so fuck this planet and fuck you in particular you're sushi for the taking

Eddie: *walks in, stumbles and falls flat on his face*

Venom:

Venom: Look I'm the softest bitch you'll ever meet all I wanna do is eat chocolate marry this human trashbag over there and have like six kids

the meme, the myth, the legend

My favorite SebCon moments

That first gif isn’t the best quality but it’s whatever. I just spent a long ass time figuring these out so please don’t steal them and give credit if you use them.

“Carol falls down all the time, but she always gets back up — we say that about Captain America as well, but Captain America gets back up because it’s the right thing to do. Carol gets back up because ‘Fuck you.’“ - Kelly Sue DeConnick on Carol Danvers (x)

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