When your crush gets a haircut but they keep being hot af
please.
“We just saw, a second ago, Tony with Peter Parker’s photo. Clearly, this is like his other child that he’s lost and that spurs him to action. Makes him consider that, you know, even though he has this child, he still lost a child, and there may be potential to bring that other child back, and he’s now in conflict.” - Joe Russo, Endgame Director’s Commentary
Pepper: Hey how was the trip- why is Pete glaring at the floor?
Tony: *sighs* I ran into something on the way back...
Peter: iT WAS A BUNNY MS.POTTS! HE RAN OVER THE EASTER BUNNY
HE ROLLED HIS EYES WHEN HE SAW STEVE LOOKING OVER AT HIM. THE FUCK- JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I COULDN’T LOVE THIS MAN MORE- HE’S LIKE “I’m so over this shit, just wanted to eat my damn fruit in peace, Steve”
person on tv: it’s natural for a couple to merge over time
me:
bonus:
Ryan Reynolds as Detective Pikachu
Venom: Eddie look!
Eddie: *sees body in front of him* Dear god tell me he's not dead?
Venom: Not that! Look! * points at body holding box of tator tots
Eddie: Oh thanks but seriously is this man okay? Alive???