Thor: The Dark World (deleted Scene)  

[Bucky and T'Challa are watching a movie while Steve and Tony go about doing their own thing]

T'Challa: [hears the noise Steve and Tony are making upstairs] What’s going on?

Bucky: Ugh, it’s fine don’t worry about them.

T'Challa: Are you sure? It sounds like it’s serious or something.

Bucky: This happens every time, I’ll just put the volume up.

[Later]

T'Challa, starting to get worried: James, they’ve been at it for 10 minutes.

Bucky: [sighs and gets up] Come with me.

[In front of Steve and Tony’s, unfortunately, shared room]

Bucky: Go ahead, listen in.

T'Challa, hesitantly: Okay?

[Inside their room]

Steve: NO, I LOVE YOU MORE!

Tony: BET ME BITCH!

Steve: I SAID I LOVE YOU FIRST!

Tony: YOU BEAT ME TO IT!

Steve: THAT’S PROOF THAT I LOVE YOU MORE!

Tony: WELL, I WONDER WHO KISSED THE OTHER PERSON FIRST, OH WAIT, THAT WAS ME!

[Outside their room]

Bucky: [punctuates each word by banging on the door] SHUT THE FUCK UP!

if i had any goddamn money left on my account, which i dont, i would totally get myself some venom comics.

but, in case i do get money to actually spend for something like this, which issues do yall recommend? i want that gay shit. the gayest shit, please.

                                             “Wow. 3,000. That’s crazy.”

Venom: Eddie look!

Eddie: *sees body in front of him* Dear god tell me he's not dead?

Venom: Not that! Look! * points at body holding box of tator tots

Eddie: Oh thanks but seriously is this man okay? Alive???

Shuri, poking T'challa: soft and squishy, soft squishy,

T'challa: *activates Panther Suit*

Shuri, only a little bit surprised, continuing to Poke: shARP AND POINTY sharp and poi-

T'challa: *deactivates panther suit*

Shuri, still poking: soft and squishy soft and squishy,

I can’t believe I’m gonna die in a secret Russian base with Steve “The Hair” Harrington.

New! Avengers: Endgame Finals.

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Tony: hey son, heard you got an A+

Tony: *reaches hand in pocket* oh-oh what’s this? *pulls out a thumbs up* Tony: haha good job buddy

Peter: hahahahaihateyou

It’s coming 🎃