Pencil And Eraser.

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Day 07- Four turn offs

1. Ugly personality.

2. Extreme Rudeness

3. Bad Hygiene

4. Doesn’t know when to stop joking around. (Goes to far with the joke)

kristi2014:

stankface:

malfoymanorspeaking:

sogorgeousitsick:

THIS BITCH REBECCA BLACK.

I CAN’T EVEN. OH MY GOD. EVERYONE NEEDS TO WATCH THIS. 

WATCH! NOW!

Who is this guy? I love him.

LOL

if you don’t think you are very smart or funny or good looking or whatever then maybe just try to focus on the things that are great about you… like maybe you are good at remembering birthdays or important days, or you are gentle and kind with animals, or you are good at being patient with children or you have mastered the art of roasting marshmellows to perfection…. you don’t have to be Einstein or a top model to celebrate yourself

fckyeahcutecouples:

-dearkrissie.tumblr.com  &  jamescebedo.tumblr.com

Day 01- Ten things you want to say to ten different people

1. You let me down. 2. I miss you so much. 3. Get over him, he’s not worth it. 4. Were you ever really here for me or were you just making everything up? 5. I bet you anything if you ever got him back you would just do the same thing over again and ignore me. 6. Stay strong and keep your head up. 7. Stop with all the shit talking, you’re just gonna cause more drama. 8. Have you ever just stopped and thought of how your life would turn out if you keep doing this shit? 9. I’m sorry if I disappoint you but this is me and I can’t change anything about that. 10. I wish I could make you proud of me… At least one time.

Dear Non-Asian People,

1. We do not understand the words “ching chong”.

2. Not all Koreans make nuclear bombs or eat dogs.

3. Just cause you see an Asian person it doesn’t mean they’re Chinese, they could be Japanese, Korean, Vietnamese, Filipino etc.

4. We are not all communists. (( only north korean )) <—Rofl

5. Asian girls with long black hair HATE being called The Grudge or the girl from The Ring8. Same goes for Asian guys and being called Grudge boy.

6. We don’t use THAT much M.S.G.

7. Don’t ask us to speak our language, we will when we feel like it.

8. We don’t know how to translate your name so stop asking cause most likely we can’t.

9. Don’t ask us to teach you curse words either.

10. Stop trying to pair up Asian guys and girls at your school and say they look cute together. Not all Asians belong together.

11. All Asian countries speak different languages.

12. Just because we’re Asian it doesn’t mean that we know karate, kung fu, tae kwon do etc. Even though we are probably capable of kicking your butt anyway.

13. Don’t say all Asian people look the same, that’s like saying all white people look the same, all African Americans look the same and all Hispanics look the same.

14. Surprise! Not all Asians are good at maths.

15. Not all Asians are short.

16. Or skinny.

17. Just to let you know, it’s NOT funny when you tape your eyes up and start speaking gibberish. That just gives us another reason to kick your butt.

18. Go ahead, make fun of us. We’ll just make fun of you in our own language.

19. It’s ok for us to call each other F.O.B’s but if you call us one you’re asking for a beating.

20. Yeah we eat rice, and what?

21. Don’t fold your hands and bow at us like you know what you’re doing cause honestly you look like an idiot.

22. Don’t ask if the Chinese use cat in their food, if they did they would label it “cat chow mein” instead of chicken chow mein. They don’t use cat if you didn’t already guess that by now.

23. No…Yao Ming is not my uncle.

24. Chopsticks are the perfect utensil and the easiest to wash.

25. People from India are Asians too.