Ahh! Feels Good To Finally Be Baptized! :D

can’t wait to own dogs with u

shawnasaurus:

So apparently, the government made it illegal to kill cockroaches in Hawaii. There’s like 596395863569287413 of them mutha’fucks runnin’ around. Why can’t they do anything that makes sense? What’s next? You can’t kill mosquito’s with your rubber slipper? 

It's illegal to kill cockroaches?

(via itsjambeezy)

I don't fail. I succeed at finding what doesn't work.

oxycontindreams:

DAMN MULAN, THAT’S SOME DAMN GOOD MAKEUP REMOVER. GIMME SOME OF THAT.

^^OMG DYING 

zezesulaiman:

You know you're fucked when the back to school commercials come on TV.

Ughh! Tumblr is distracting me from doing my homework! D: