shawnasaurus:
So apparently, the government made it illegal to kill cockroaches in Hawaii. There’s like 596395863569287413 of them mutha’fucks runnin’ around. Why can’t they do anything that makes sense? What’s next? You can’t kill mosquito’s with your rubber slipper?
I remember when I was younger and played Duck Duck Goose, I would always pick the boy I had a crush on to be Goose so that he would chase after me. <3
zezesulaiman:
1. Ugly personality.
2. Extreme Rudeness
3. Bad Hygiene
4. Doesn’t know when to stop joking around. (Goes to far with the joke)
moniquexx:
Can you relate? you sit in your towel after a shower because you’re too lazy to get dressed. you and your best friend can say one word, and crack up. you hate when one string of you’re hoodie is longer than the other. you hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don’t. you hate...
*sees dog while in the car*
*turns around in seat to watch dog until its out of sight*
Call me Jenny! :)Here are my thoughts, dreams, tears, here’s my life in words.
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