Emily: *Pouting And Making Puppy Eyes*

I had a thought,,,

Friendly reminder that I literally, actually cannot die, and I’d love to see any of you fuckers try to take me down.

Xena

writers when they’re proofreading their works for the 34th time *find zero mistakes, there’s no typo, no grammatical error. everything looks good. hit the post button*

writers when they’re reading said works after they’ve been published like proud parents *find 52 mistakes at first glance, 38 typos and 14 grammatical errors with a bunch of inconsistencies and plot holes*

Texting the group chat during game night

Rossi: Emily, JJ where did you go ?? (Delivered)

Emily: We're (Delivered)

JJ: fucking (Delivered)

Emily: getting (Not delivered)

JJ: snacks (Not delivered)

Garcia: WHAT (Delivered)

Rossi: Forget I asked (Delivered)

Rio holding Agatha's face tenderly and looking into her eyes: I WILL DEFY BIOLOGY AND GET YOU PREGNANT.

Agatha blushing: Ah.

⚠️ MAYBE SPOILERS ⚠️ Okay I haven't see 5x04 but from some pics/spoilers hermione is doing commercials or something (I don't know how to say it 😂) for the real housewives . So since she's living for new york apparently and she is divorced and on the other side mary isn't living in the andrews house and we know she likes girls , they could have mary break up from brooke(i think 😂) since its 7 years later and make hermione and mary a couple happily living in new york and come to riverdale to see their children when they want or the kids going to them (since marisol's leaving and we won't see her 😭)

Rhaenyra: So are we flirting right now?

Alicent: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU

Rhaenyra: That doesn’t answer my question

when ur reading fanfic and one character was cooking and the other comes up to them and they start making out and everyones like starting to take their shirts off and the author STILL hasnt mentioned anyone turning off the stove

let JJ swear in season 17

let JJ swear in season 17

let JJ swear in season 17

let JJ swear in season 17

let JJ swear in season 17

let JJ swear in season 17

let JJ swear in season 17

let JJ swear in season 17

let JJ swear in season 17

let JJ swear in season 17

let JJ swear in season 17

let JJ swear in season 17

let JJ swear in season 17

let JJ swear in season 17

let JJ swear in season 17

let JJ swear in season 17

let JJ swear in season 17

let JJ swear in season 17

let JJ swear in season 17

let JJ swear in season 17

let JJ swear in season 17

let JJ swear in season 17

The BAU being chaotic in my fic

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