Emily: I Had A Nightmare About You

I'd pay to see Alicent watch Mysaria and Rhaenyra interact, all 3 in a room together ..

Abbott Elementary (3x14) + Teddie Parallels

CANON

I just posted my garvez smau on my twitter. For the people who don't have twitter I'll try to post it here or on my ao3 ... I'll see

https://x.com/jemily_garvez/status/1832392789516038626?t=MjOhBhnDx5uhr1g1GESNTg&s=19

Dear paramount +,

Please let emily prentiss say fuck

Much thanks

#i hope this hilarious saga continues in s4 ABBOTT ELEMENTARY (2021- )

Emily Prentiss coded

Xena: I'd die for you.

Gabrielle: First off, please don't.

Gabrielle: Secondly, you'd need to stay dead in order to prove your point, which we both know you're incapable of doing.

Dear barbie ao3 writers,

Please write a fanfic where Barbie kissing Gloria in a place that turn her on and she moans but Barbie's, like the confused babe she is, thinks she's hurting her and asks her

B: Am I hurting you

G:No , quite the opposite

B:*confused noises* You're hurting me ??

G: That's not what I meant

Sincerely, a fanfic reader that doesn't know how to write 😬

jj: at what age do we consider a milf to be a milf regardless of whether they are indeed a mother??

emily: and who are you considering when you ask this question?

jj: ..you

when ur reading fanfic and one character was cooking and the other comes up to them and they start making out and everyones like starting to take their shirts off and the author STILL hasnt mentioned anyone turning off the stove