Hotch: How’s The Team Building Exercise Going? 

Friendly reminder that I literally, actually cannot die, and I’d love to see any of you fuckers try to take me down.

Xena

“Cheeto breath” just got a whole new meaning

Billy: Movie night! What should we watch?

Alice: The Outsiders

Jen: To Each, Her Own

Agatha: None of those things

Rio: I was thinking something with body horror—

Billy: What about Halloween?

Lilia: absolutely not. It’s tacky

Agatha: well do you have any better ideas?

Alice, pulls out unlabeled DVD: how about a mystery movie since we can’t decide on what to watch?

Rio: Sure I’m down, as long as there’s body horror

Alice, puts the tape in

Agatha eyeing her: Say Alice where did you find this mystery tape?

Alice: I found it in the attic—

Agatha, scrambles for the remote as the tv turns on: WAIT—

TV turns on and it’s Rio topping Agatha: *moans* Don’t pull out, Rio—

Billy and Alice: *ducks behind the couch*

*Unholy Agathario noises ensue*

Lilia and Jen: *giving Agatha the most disturbed look ever*

Alice: *cries* oh my god it’s horrifying

Agatha: *can’t even look them in the eye*

Rio, smiling like an idiot: Well not the body horror I had in mind but I’ll take it!

Emily Prentiss coded

Xena: I'd die for you.

Gabrielle: First off, please don't.

Gabrielle: Secondly, you'd need to stay dead in order to prove your point, which we both know you're incapable of doing.

luke: i spent all of my money on pasta

luke: it was worth every penne

emily: you're fired

Emily: I promise to always be by your side

Jj: Aw

Emily: Or under you or on top

Jj: Emilyyyyy

Rossi: I'm not paid enough for this shit 🤦🏻‍♀️

I'd pay to see Alicent watch Mysaria and Rhaenyra interact, all 3 in a room together ..

But he's laughing like really loud and they hear him

emily: *eating family sizes bag of peanut m&ms*

rossi: shouldnt you be eating something a little more healthier?

emily: shouldn’t you be getting ready for your 876th wedding, you man whore??

rossi:

hotch: *goes to his office to laugh*

𝗟𝘂𝗸𝗲 : 𝚀𝚞𝚒𝚌𝚔 , 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚖𝚢 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚍

𝗣𝗲𝗻𝗲𝗹𝗼𝗽𝗲 𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗯𝗯𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗱 : 𝚆𝚑𝚢 , 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝'𝚜 𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 ??

𝗟𝘂𝗸𝗲 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗶𝗿 𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿𝘀 : 𝙽𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 ! 𝙸 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚍 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚜