Reid: what’s the dirtiest fruit?
Penelope: oh! peaches. 🍑
Reid:
JJ: cherries? 🍒
Reid:
Emily: banana. hands down. 🍌
Reid:
Derek: no, Prentiss. eggplant. come on. 🍆
Emily: that’s not a fruit-
Reid: i believe it’s strawberries. do you know how many pesticides are sprayed on them? not to mention the number of possible pests inhabiting the domain. 🍓
Everyone: oh.
Everyone: that’s not we thought you-
Hotch, waking past the group without stopping: half a papaya.
The first time Emily sees JJ wearing glasses she gets so distracted by the sight of it that she walks into a wall. Everyone laughs after that.
If Garvez get together in season 17 but like secretly, who do you think will find first about their relationship and how ?
Tara, hands down. She can read Luke like a book, and there's no WAY his joy wouldn't be all over his face, even if he tried to hide it. His smile would reach his eyes again.
So, yeah, Tara would know first, then JJ would know two minutes later because Tara WOULD tell her (Garvez meddlers for the win) and then they'd make Garvez tell Emily, and then Rossi would just have to find out
For @prentiss-theorem bingo (I hope it makes sense, I'm not very good at writing)
Emily only eating chocolate and candies but after a hard case she's craving something else , so when everyone else are sleeping on the jet she goes to the kitchen and takes one pack of JJ's Cheetos, but then JJ wakes up hearing noise and goes to the kitchen to see where the noise is coming from. And she's seeing Emily eating her Cheetos
JJ: What are you eating ??
E: You wouldn't by chance believe me if I say this is not what it looks like
JJ: Why don't you tell and we'll see
E: Uhm .. you see ... it's ....
JJ: Is that ... Are you eating my Cheetos ??
E: Uh no...??
JJ: Emily !!! This was my last one
E: Sorry !! I'll buy you a dozen !! Look you can have the rest of them , I didn't eat much. It's just this case was very hard and I didn't want to eat chocolate again and they were there and you know I don't eat this stuff butI have seen the face you make when you eat them so I guessed the were good , so I gave them a chance . Sorry again
JJ: Oh Emily it's ok I understand
And then JJ started to get twice the amount of Cheetos and also kept one or two packs in her go bag for Emily in case she wanted to eat them again in the future
CANON
PRENTISS-THEOREM BINGO!!
Hi friends!! I decided to host a little writing bingo for August and September! <3
Anyone can join in! The submissions can be any genre, pairing and fandom! The prompts include some fluff, smut and angst but the interpretation is fully up to you! There are some general as well as dialogue and song prompts, it can be a reader insert, character/character, character/OC, literally anything you'd like to write.
The submissions can be anything, one-shots, HCs, blurbs, parts of a series, incorrect quotes. If you're not a writer and still wish to participate it can be all sorts of mood boards and GIF sets, literally ANYTHING you wish to create (I know the # says writing bingo but we move, anything is welcome!).
Some example fandoms: Criminal Minds, Abbott Elementary, Law and Order SVU but anyone from any fandom can join in!
The bingo starts on 15th of August and lasts until the 30th of September.
General Rules:
Tag me @prentiss-theorem and use the tag #raeswritingbingo in your submissions.
List all warnings on top of your posts. Please make sure to list ALL appropriate warnings in your fics.
The bingo lasts from 15th of August until 30th of September, if you wish to participate make sure to be in this time frame.
One creation should only contain one bingo square.
Please do not include minors in ANY sort of romantic situations and relationships with the characters. This applies to inserts/OCs/characters.
The longer fics should be posted under the 'read more' cut.
If you're a minor and wish to participate, do not under any circumstances submit any NSFW content. Please and thank you.
I will happily answer any questions you may have. You can also request specific bingo squares with the characters for me to write <3 When the bingo concludes all the submissions will be put together in a masterlist. Please share to reach more people who could be interested in participating!
After the bingo has ended all submissions will be collected into a masterlist, all authors will be tagged <3
Tagging some of my writing friends who could be interested in joining in <3
@nightmarish-fae @storiesofsvu @gaelic-symphony @neuroprincess @swimmingstudentchaos891 @iamnotoriginalphil @imagining-in-the-margins @rustyzebra @whiteberryx @strongsassysexysloane @baubeautyandthegeek @mickey-gomez @demonicbaby666 @virescent-v @foxy-eva
Luke: Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Emily... JJ: As you should be. Luke: No, for real, she's kind of- JJ: As. You. Should. Be.
Jennifer Jareau in 11x11 Entropy. I’m convinced Paget was responsible for that outfit.
I'm dying 😂😂😂
it’s been a min (keep sending song requests — i have nothing planned till christmas)