The BAU Ladies Get Together For A Movie Night. They End Up Watching Magic Mike. They All Notice Tito's

Alvez: *literally just existing*

Tara: your mom

JJ: I never thought I’d see Emily like this.

Penelope: What? Crying?

JJ: Cleaning.

Interviewer: What would you consider to be your greatest asset?

Emily, pointing at her boobs: Need I say more?

Barbaenicent (2023) dir. Gaysteros Gaywig

me: thinking inappropriate thoughts

me: thinking inappropriate thoughts

me: thinking inappropriate thoughts

me: thinking inappropriate thoughts

me: thinking inappropriate thoughts

me: thinking inappropriate thoughts

me: thinking inappropriate thoughts

me: omg what if I actually said something out loud

me: omg what if there is a telepath around here

With great hotness comes great responsibility.

Emily Prentiss

carlisle : if i could nail any celebrity, it would be esme, because she’s the star of my heart.

esme : aw! mine would be hugh jackman.

Dear barbie ao3 writers,

Please write a fanfic where Barbie kissing Gloria in a place that turn her on and she moans but Barbie's, like the confused babe she is, thinks she's hurting her and asks her

B: Am I hurting you

G:No , quite the opposite

B:*confused noises* You're hurting me ??

G: That's not what I meant

Sincerely, a fanfic reader that doesn't know how to write 😬

Gloria : Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me

Barbie : Okay, but in my defense, Sasha bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.

Gloria : That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!