𝐚𝐩𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐞 ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ ᴍᴀꜱᴛᴇʀʟɪꜱᴛ

I don’t think y’all understand how much I want to bite into a man’s neck and mark him up, draw blood even.

Pookies(you) blog plagues my thoughts 😞😞 trying to do my job but I'm checking my phone to see if pookie has posted more scrumptious morsels for me to consume

Me if you even care

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

dwdw more morsels coming soon 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

{Words by José Olivarez from Citizen Illegal /@fatimaamerbilal , from even flesh eaters don't want me.}

TWEETS WHILE BEING FRIENDS WITH AVATAR CHARACTERS (multiple !)

content — implied neteyam x gn!reader and lo'ak x tsireya. i see these on tiktok and they crack me tf up so i made my own bc i don't feel like writing. the idea of tuk having twitter but under neytiris name bc she basically stole the account is making me laugh. nba yb!loak stan bc i think that shit is funny lol

Huzzah!

*slams you with my fucking PUSSY

Us:

Mark:

@markiplier

Sorry (sort of maybe) for the upcoming thanator spam. The petrified forest thanators don't really spawn for me since my first play through of the DLC so I had to take photos when I could xD

guys i made another fancy birthday cake for my friend who wants to see it