"No one wants to work anymore." Damn right brother. If I could sit in a beautiful field for 40 hours every week of my singular precious life I would
Good morning to bitches who cant remember half their life
Yeah, possessive doms are hot, whatever, old news. Possessive subs, though? Subs who don’t want you to use any other toy because that’s what THEY’RE for? Subs who are feral when their dom gives attention to anyone else? Subs who can’t stand the thought of you even masturbating because you should be using their body to get off instead? Hot. Sign me the fuck up
SPIDERBAND !!
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linkedin is full of people i wish i could kill myself in front of
mental state is tumbling down tumbling down tumbling down
katsuki’s biggest pet peeves … are your naps
yes, you should be going to bed earlier and yes, he’s glad you’re getting rest!!
but you just DISAPPEAR!!
katsuki: so i told him to study his own notes!!!!!
katsuki: making dinner rn
katsuki: babe?
katsuki: i swear to god.
katsuki: u better b fucking lying rn
katsuki: DID U FALL ASLEEP
yes. yes you did, and he’s already made the trek (after his dinner, might as well eat at your place anyways) and he’s watching you all cozied up with soft breaths. you’re annoying, but you’re too cute.
he eats his broccoli and beef beside you quietly, and is engrossed in his science video on youtube (he likes watching shit explode!!) and then you’re mumbling …
“katsuki…” “hm?” “can i have some?”
and you’re wordlessly being fed broccoli beef and then falling back into the throes of slumber.
“get your own damn broccoli beef next time.”
and you’re not even awake to hear it.
I hope when I die I become a jellyfish instead of a corpse.
you ever think huh i havent drunk anything in a while, i guess i'll just have a little sip- glug gLUG GLUGGLUG HOLY SHIT GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUGGLUGLGUGLUG