Tea wisdom đź’– GO SHIFT
just a reminder.
decisions you make here or the way you react here in no way can affect your ability to shift to multiple realities.
I got three moods when it comes to missing my s/o’s
1. My soul aches so bad I can feel it in my bones. We are meant to be together but I’m here and can’t figure out how to get out. I need them like I need oxygen in my lungs. I’m suffocating every moment I’m not with them.
2. Pancakes in the morning. Soft evenings doing nothing but lounging around the house. Cuddling on Christmas Eve by the fire place. Picking flowers in a field. God they’re so fucking pretty I love them so much.
3. I need my tongue down their throat’s IMMEDIATELY
coraline literally shifted to a better cr dr and they STILL have the audacity to say shifting is fake.
After five years of being on this boat, all I had to do was download Tumblr to find out that I actually don’t have to do anything to shift and I can do it while I’m shitting if I want to
Great success 👍
Fucking shiftok
Procrastinating? Read this.
So, you wanna manifest your dream life but keep putting it off?
Let’s be real. You say you’re gonna affirm, visualize, and persist, but then suddenly, scrolling through reels, watching a whole-ass Netflix series, or overanalyzing the 3D becomes your full-time job. And then? You freak out because nothing is changing. Sound familiar? Yeah, thought so.
Why do you even procrastinate on something you want?
Your brain is lowkey trippin’. It craves instant dopamine, and let’s be honest—staring at your ceiling, imagining your dream life while reality looks the same ain’t always fun. Your mind wants proof, results, and fireworks ASAP, but that’s not how this game works. You gotta train your brain like a puppy—consistency, belief, and a whole lotta "sit down and shut up" energy.
"I’ll start tomorrow" is the biggest scam ever
Tell me why you think tomorrow will magically make you more disciplined? Spoiler alert: It won’t. Tomorrow turns into next week, next month, and suddenly it’s 2026 and you’re still waiting for "the right moment." That moment? It’s now. Get up. Start affirming. Step into the version of you that already has it.
The 3D is playing with your head, but you gotta play it back
I know, I know—the 3D is looking mad disrespectful. Your SP is acting like you don’t exist, your bank account is laughing at you, and your dream life feels like a fever dream. But guess what? The 3D is just old news, and if you keep reacting, you’re just keeping the same boring storyline alive. Ignore it. You’re the director here.
How to actually stop procrastinating & start manifesting
Set a deadline for your doubts: Give yourself 10 minutes to freak out, then move TF on cause we ain't gonna suppress our emotions.
Romanticize your manifestation: Act like you’re the main character and your dream life is unfolding.
Affirm like it’s your job: No days off. No breaks. This is your reality, claim it.
Stop playing victim: You are literally the creator of your life. Act like it.
Make it a habit: Turn manifesting into muscle memory. If you can scroll IG for hours, you can repeat affirmations.
Drop the obsession: Desperate energy repels. Relax. Breathe. Your desire is already yours.
You either keep waiting, or you wake up and take control
The truth is, your dream life is waiting on YOU. Not the universe, not some random timeline, not "divine timing"—just YOU deciding to stop playing and actually persist. So, what’s it gonna be? Are you gonna keep making excuses, or are you finally gonna step into your power?
You already know what to do. Now go do it.
scrolling through pinterest online shopping for my dr
SHIFTING IS NOT DIFFICULT‼️‼️‼️ IT'S NOT A SEVEN HEADED BEAST LIKE YOU THINK IT IS‼️‼️‼️ IT'S SO SO SO MUCH EASIER, THE UNIVERSE IS SCREAMING FOR YOU TO OPEN YOUR EYES AND REALIZE HOW POWERFUL YOU ARE. THERE'S LITERALLY NOTHING HOLDING YOU BACK TO SHIFT, YOU'RE LETTING YOUR DOUBTS TAKE OVER WHEN IT'S SOMETHING AS SIMPLE AS BREATHING AND WALKING ‼️‼️ I'M BEGGING YOU LET YOUR CONCIOUSNESS BE FREE, ACCEPT THE INFINITE POTENTIAL HIDDEN INSIDE YOU, YOU'RE WAY MORE THAN ENOUGH‼️‼️ GO SHIFT‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
i am not scared to shift.
i am not scared of shifting.
shifting is safe and okay.
i am not scared to shift.
i am not scared of shifting.
shifting is safe and okay.
more Jello tea wisdom. Go shift đź’–
for anyone who self sabotages their attempts by claiming “I still need to work on [insert limiting belief]” no, you don’t.
you heard it here first! you don’t need to work on shit because you’re capable of shifting exactly the way you are right now.
i’m sure some shifter reading this feels pretty bad about themself right about now, huh? still capable. maybe you’re in a real long slump, don’t even remember the last time you tried? still capable. maybe you got so much resentment and anger and frustration built up you wish you never found out about shifting in the first place… you’re still capable.
none of what you think hinders you does. none of it!!! so make your attempts with everything in you. who’s it gonna hurt? can’t be you— the shifter who’s already tried everything else.
i’m not saying go be desperate in the attempt— i’m not saying go strain yourself into a shift until a blood vessel pops. i’m saying to use 100% of that belief every single time you try. believe in yourself so radically that even if you don’t make it, you can say “that attempt just brought me infinitely closer” and try the hell again because you, my dear shifter, are still. fucking. capable!!!!!!!!