*the Horrors Approach With Hot Glue Guns And Bags Of Rhinestones* You Want To Be Bedazzled, You Say?

Okay, but I would 100% forget something in the fridge one autumn and have to get a whole new fridge that spring

a complete travesty that humans didn't evolve to hibernate during winter. we could have had it all. we could have had utopia on earth. paradise lost indeed

*holds a Bedazzler gun to your torso* Show us the kitty or I'll make your spleen pretty

my indoor cat is constantly trying to get outside, and today they briefly succeeded when I was coming in. which means I got the satisfaction of seeing a manic little kitty cat running full throttle out the front doorway only to IMMEDIATELY hit the brakes looney tunes style and do a 180° warp speed back inside upon discovering themself in the midst of a pouring thunderstorm

I haven't seen any but now I very much want to

don't know much about furry fiction but surely there is an established trope wherein some furries are allergic to other characters' dander? like say a gecko scalie falls in love with a cat furry but is allergic to cat hair. trials & tribulations & claritin ensure

this blog hates donald trump

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

Sometimes I like to think of myself as "Female Lite" or "Diet Female" because while I do identify as a cis woman, it just doesn't really feel important. As if my gender was more diluted than usual. Just enough gender that I can tell there's femaleness in there, but my gender is to femininity as LaCroix is to fruit juice.

i feel so seen!!

(twitter thread)

I'm not gay, but I AM asexual. If I wasn't targeted for supporting queer people, I would be targeted for never dating (if she's not interested in men, she must be hiding an interest in women! Gasp!).

no i'm a filthy socialist, get your facts straight

I need this story like I need air.

Actually, I want to see this, but with a toddler or elementary school-aged demon trying its damnedest (pun intended) to act like a real, grown-up Corruptor of Souls, just like Mommy! Bonus points if at least one summoner is genuinely fooled.

in an attempt to summon an "ancient demon," the summoners neglect to account for the fact that demons age at a different rate than humans. hence, they end up accidentally kidnapping a baby

A mental image that's too good not to record:

A character wearing a mask, either for pandemic reasons or otherwise, who claims to be only mildly ill. They're coughing all day, but wave off any concerns with "just a bit of a cold" or "allergies, you know?". Except... Suddenly they double over with a major hacking fit. When they stand up, there are bloodstains on their mask.

The sign of high quality is the fact the book was banned by the government. Trash literature NEVER EVER had any troubles with the law.